#su100

[theworldatwar]

A Soviet SU-100 makes its way through a destroyed German town - exact date and location unknown

[loreweaver-universe]

“Oh, hey, Mr. Smiley’s putting up a new booth.”

“I have to go see what it is, Peedee.  I have to.  It has to be something amazing, and I have to destroy it.”

“it calls to meeeeeee”

[loreweaver-universe]

:D

[loreweaver-universe]

aww

[loreweaver-universe]

“AAAAHHHH, UH, I’M SORRY!  I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’LL WORK IT OFF AND THEN YOU CAN BUY A NEW ONE AND I CAN STAY NOT-BANNED MAYBE PLEASE!?”

“STEVEN, THEY STOPPED MAKING THOSE IN 1978.″

“197--how old are you...?”

“Old enough to remember what we did to little boys who broke carnival equipment back in the day!”

“Please don’t be ritual sacrifice please don’t be ritual sacrifice please don’t be ritual sacrifice please d--”

“--UDE BREAKING MR SMILEY’S STUFF HAS NEVER WORKED OUT FOR ME BEFORE THIS IS AWESOME”

[loreweaver-universe]

I have been informed that Zoltron’s voice actor was actually the guy who voices Lars (who was incredibly flattered that so many people initially assumed it was Tom Kenny), which adds a fun meta twist to the fact that as soon as Steven takes over the role, Lars is seen leaving work.

[loreweaver-universe]

this is the face of a child remembering too late that the first time this happened he spent several hours vividly hallucinating the deaths of everyone he loved

[loreweaver-universe]

“kneecaps kneecaps gonna break some kneecaps kneecaps kneecaps beat ‘em up crunch”