#submit to the cube

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Everyone is asking "Who is the Steam Machine for?"

They don't understand that galaxy brain marketing going on here. Similar to the Steam Deck, the Steam Machine is made for unemployable trannies with techbro friends who will buy anything that has Valve's name on it, and then immediately dump it onto their poor e-begging friends, aka the aforementioned unemployable trannies. This is the natural cycle of Valve hardware and it is one written in the motherfuckin akashic records.

Also give me your Steam Machine when you're done with it, thank you.