HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, ASHLI !!!!! (otherwise known as: ashli is rly fuckin young)
so this is the part where i get rly fuckin gay abt u & recite a speech that’s probably better suited for our swamp wedding than ur birthday gift, but ok here we go: ive said this to you like fifty times but it feels like i’ve known u for all my life, even tho we only met like ??? in december ?? maybe ?? or something like that. idk. it feels like a while so just a cERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME. anyway we haven’t known each other that long ( though with the amount of indies we’ve both burnt through in that time you’d think we’d known each other YEARS jfc ) but ur like my incredibly lame cute lil sister and ilysm ok. & even though ur like, 12, ur rly cool. your writing is so amazing it’s insane ( even if you don’t believe me, which you probably don’t bcos you’re you, in which case: suck my fat ass ) & the amazing amount of life you breathe into every muse you pick up is so incredible that im jealous. i hate u for it. then, of course, there’s the fact that your elena is literally so on point that it hurts me, & all our plots and threads give me such joy even if they’re ripping me apart inside, & ur the only elena that im ever gonna need. love ur lame lena ass.
i’d also like to just take a minute out of my day to say how amazing u urself are outside of your writing, which, lbr, is pretty fuckin amazing. even when ur sending me shrek porn. you’re always so good at cheering me up & making me laugh, which is something you’re always doing, & our convos mean the world to me, whether they’re srs or such total shit that our sanity could be in question. plus ur always complimenting me and lifting me up when im down ( i told u this was gonna get gaaaaay ) & ilysm for it, okay ??
& then ofc there’s how beautiful ur graphics are, which i know u don’t believe, but i absolutely love love love how you texture & edit, & ur such huge inspiration to me it’s insane.
tl;dr ur rly cool & i hope u have an amazing day & thank u for bein my wife ily <33
