cw: alcohol, slightly spicy and suggestive Things they’ve said when they were drunk:
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Raven, pointing at Ghost: he’s addicted to cock. Points at Gaz: he’s addicted to caffeine. Points at Soap: he’s addicted to crack. Points at Price: he’s addicted to cigars. Points at herself: I’m addicted to crippling anxiety, we are not the same
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Raven pointing and grumbling: ya piece of shit, if you don’t take proper care of yourself I’ll fucking throttle you, but I'll take a bullet for you too
Soap, nodding: you don’t have to, Price might kill me if ya do
Raven: that's the point...I'll fight you at Denny’s parking lot too....
Soap: that I can do
Price: no
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Raven: you’ve got 4 divorced wife??? Fuck you doin' thinkin’ with ya cock?
Gaz: shrugs
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Ghost: ever been shagged in the toilet before?
Raven: no, gonna change that?
Ghost: no, I have class.
Raven: no you don’t— *gets dragged to the toilet*
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Price: I have self-control, I can quit smoking anytime I want
Gaz: then quit
Price: I said, anytime I want
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Raven, breathing heavily on Gaz’s face: what if…we kissed…under the influence…of bad decision…
Gaz: we’re sitting in a pub
Raven: ...and?
Gaz: fair 'nuf *grabs and kiss her*
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Raven: so you’re taskforce 141
Price, nodding
Raven: then who’s taskforce 140….139…138…or taskforce 1…
Price slowly taking the jug away from her
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Ghost: why is everything so wobbly…
Raven: you’re on the floor, dumbass
Ghost: why is the floor wobbly...
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Raven: I miss my wife…
Price: you have a wife????
Raven:
Raven, sighing: man idk…I just miss my wife…
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Price: you’re all idiots, all of you, but you’re my idiots…[grumble]
Soap: awww—
Price, grabbing his collar: now get me another drink before I change my mind.
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Raven: Nik, have you fought a bear
Nik: yes
Raven: Price doesn't count
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Raven: do you think I'll ever be loved
Ghost: yeah
Raven: do you think you'll ever be loved
Ghost: yeah
Raven: where'chu get that confidence from
Ghost: you
Raven: huh
Ghost: babe we're married for 2 years already
Raven: i forgor