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Sun burn again.
The american way of getting sun-kissed...
Things I was grateful for in March 2025: A funny card from my mom, TATTLY animal kingdom tattoos, a final trip to the San Diego Zoo before my pass expired, chocolate vanilla swirl soft serve, Welly bravery bandages, Sun Bum Cool Down aloe vera and lotion, a Rifle Paper Co. notebook, a trip to Hauser & Wirth with Belle, Salt & Straw Peanut Butter Brownie Cereal Puffs ice cream, Frostbeard Studios’ limited run Tall Tales candle, an Emi Jay scrunchie in Counting Sheep, A Soft Wrongness art print, The Narrowing by Dr. Alexandra Shaker, a birthday ribbon bought for me by Andy and a sweet birthday card from Andy, a trip to the SFMoMA with Andy (we got a discount on our tickets because the woman who sold them to us liked our makeup), LUSH Pineapple Facial Wash, tiny TATTLY tins, Shake Shack sunset lemonade and veggie burger, a Get Bullish FUCK YES YOU GLORIOUS BITCH keytag, a trip to the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk to go mini-golfing with my family, a giant vegan corndog, and a strawberry-pineapple Dole Whip float.
Drew a certain royal sunbutt because today is Summer Solstice (Or the Summer Sun Celebration in Equestria)
“This & UV 10”
Dear Diary,
I keep seeing these posts on TikTok and Pinterest and I’m this 🤏🏻 close to quitting my job to focus on summer.
Did I just spend $23 on tanning oil that smells so heavenly it makes me want to lick my own body up and down?
Well that’s neither here nor there.
But since no one wants to take on the role of treating me like an angel, I might as well smell like one.
Anyway, why is the dating pool so horrid nowadays? These men want princess treatment so bad but get weird when I ask them about their relationship with their mother.
Lots to unpack there. Will save it for Jenny (my therapist)
Bless her soul.
Until next time, enjoy my lizard time essentials:
- Hally Hair Lightening Spray
- Sun Bum Tanning Oil
- Sun Bum SPF 50 Lotion
- Vacation Chardonnay Oil
- Henna Freckles
- Dry Shampoo SPF
- Fav Water Bottle
Maybe I can get tan enough to attract a new type. Will keep you updated!
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The sun bum mascot thing at a shop. Is this a furbait?
Apes are hard for me to get behind as an anthropomorphic thing and longtime followers may know that. In this case, i think i'll say that sun bum is furrybait.