You know, while I’m at it: 1000% of the belief that both Feral Bruce & Sunshine Clark are excellent kissers and will, if not stopped in time, spend ages just making out
[Bathed in the glitter-glimmering lights of the control screens. Bruce leaning against the deck, top half of his armour stripped off and under armour half-peeled off to reveal the bruise on his shoulder. Cowl on the chair and hair matted with sweat, black make up melting down his cheeks and smeared on his temple from where Clark put a hand on his face earlier. Clark still fully suited up, boxing him in, with warm hands pawing at slim hips, flexing and tightening involuntarily. He gets a kittenish little bite to his lower lip and exhales through his nose with faint surprise. Smiles, licks his lips, angles his chin to deepen their kiss. Pressing closer, he pushes Bruce up against the table, grip tightening ever so slightly on his hips while he gently, carefully, nips on Bruce’s lips in turn. Faint moan and he slips his tongue into his mouth, messy enough to border into obscenely gross. Hands coming up to fist in his hair and Alfred clearing his throat. “sir? Sir, what about your dislocated shoulder?”]
This is going to be a mess BUT there’s this gifset from Lois&Clark that’s been on my mind 24/7 lately. The context is the usual ~let’s make out as a distraction~ cheesy plot (we love to see it) and I CANNOT stop thinking about it. Clark’s PUSHING Lois onto the bed and kissing her like he’s eating her soul right out of her mouth, it’s incredible. And he’s on her. Like he’s so so close, whole body pushing her down, delicious.* Plus he melts that sucker punch of a kiss into one of those whipped cream soft little numbers at the end, melting-sweet. The whole thing is such a nice Clark-esque mix of sunshine charm and debauchery, I love it. I can’t be that person tagging it for another ship but I AM thinking about feral Bruce, of COURSE.
Either way, this has been on my mind for literal days now. Obsessed!!!!!!
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*plus when he’s pulling back he moves down instead of straight up which — !!!! We love to see it. Eat that pussy boy.
“What kind of man comes to the conclusion that the best way to change the world for the better is to dress up as a bat?”
The seven people who happened to be around that one time to defeat that one big robot decide that alright, maybe they should team up in the future. That’s how it starts.
And while it’s no doubt a great idea to exchange a few words with other extra-terrestrials or shake hands with people of godly descent now and then, sunshine-sweet Clark Kent finds himself distracted from that bigger picture and drawn to the shadow prowling the streets of Gotham. Bruce Wayne is a kaleidoscope of snarls and black silk, a sharp jawline and graceful violence, fluttering hands and smeared lipstick, leather gloves and whirlwind-anecdotes, and Clark is hopelessly, helplessly fascinated.
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Inspired by RobPatt’s comment that his Batman will be as “crazy and perverse” as his other roles, here’s an interpretation of Bruce as the ideal RP character. Feral, eccentric, fiercely egocentric and borderline obscene.
🦇Check the notes for the AO3 link for ch.1🦇
(and click on the pic for better quality, you know how it is)
No thoughts....just Bruce and Clark combining their extremely powerful research skills to go on a detective mission trying to solve the Case of Bee the Gold-Handed Bloodhound from Seedstreet, 1905.
i feel like everyone wants to know about bruce being filthy. wheres the clark filth!!! absolutely love your headcanons and writing btw
firstly…thank you so much! And I’m very sorry it took so long🧡
Sunshine Clark Filth
(extended, to make up for the long wait x)
He loves kissing. Which is to say – he loves physical affection in general, but kissing is definitely a favourite. However, Bruce has strict “no kissing” rules most of the time, because Clark gets carried away very, very easily. It’s not unlike him to come over to hang around the cave while Bruce tinkers with his bat-related projects, where he’ll greet Bruce with a kiss to the cheek, which then turns into a kiss to his other cheek and his mouth and his neck and before Bruce knows what’s happening, Clark’s pushed his shirt up to mouth at his chest while squeezing his ass. It’s very flattering, but very unproductive, which means the cave is a strict no-kissing zone. (not even hand kisses. Bruce learned that particular lesson the hard way)
You know, we give Bruce kudos for being a horny bastard all the time, but Clark is definitely not better in any way, shape or form. He’s well-mannered and polite, but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t jump on the opportunity to have Bruce to himself during some fundraiser, batnapping him for 20 minutes to suck on his nipples, fist his cock and bounce him on his lap.
But he’s just so sweet about it, you know? He’ll call Bruce during his lunch break all “I really miss your voice B) It’s so nice to hear from you!!! How’s work today? I can’t wait to see you tonight, I really want to eat you out, if that’s alright. Miss the way you start whining and humping my face :) Did you have breakfast yet? I’ll bring some strawberries when I come by!”
Part one: Clark’s curious by nature and he likes to feel good. So of course, once he’s living in Metropolis, one of his first trips is hunting down a sex shop to see what he can find. Just, you know, out of curiosity. Please just imagine this tall, tan sunshine in an ill-fitting suit with his dorky glasses and B) personality wander around a sex shop. Considering he’s single at the time, he sadly has little use for most of the items ( big :( !!) but he does discover fleshlights. And isn’t that the most fun concept? So he gets a shop assistant to please explain that concept to him, because frankly, the selection is a little overwhelming. Now. It’s time to remember that Clark’s still not quite human. Even if we don’t go to anatomical extremes with that, I think it’s fair to say that he’s got a super cock and that’s just facts. So what happens, of course, is that the next day, Clark’s back in the shop. And he’s a fucking sweetheart, ok? He’s not really ashamed of what he likes, but he’s definitely a bit embarrassed to be back this quickly etc etc and he should’ve read the back more carefully etc etc. And the clerk’s really fascinated with him anyways (because, honestly, they don’t get many tall-handsome sweethearts in ugly suits here who are this openly taken by the sybians), so they try to gentle this embarrassed sweetheart into telling them what part of the product he wasn’t satisfied with. “It doesn’t fit.” And listen. Listen. That can happen, right? But that thing was definitely a normal size, perfectly suited for the everyday needs of an everyday man. And the clerk…is a little shaken, honestly, because this sweetheart doesn’t look like he’s making a scene to boast about his huge cock, he genuinely looks like it pains him that they went through all that sales talk yesterday only for him to come back with a “complaint” (he definitely doesn’t complain, he’s very sweet about it and of course he’s not returning the toy, that goes without saying. He just. He’d like to try it, right? It just didn’t work B’( ) – Long story short: The clerk gets Clark a super-sized fleshlight.
Part two: Due to his strength and his other-ness, Clark doesn’t really let go during penetrative sex. He really, really loves giving head and he knows how to use his hands, but when it comes to penetration, he’s a little reserved. So imagine the delight of a fleshlight. Unbelievable. It’s a little sad that the usual oral part is falling flat here (silicone just doesn’t compare, taste-wise, and he misses the hands in his hair), but the actual penetration? That’s heaven. It’s just a toy, so he can make as much of a mess with the lube as he wants and, more importantly, he doesn’t have to worry about hurting his partner by going too fast or too hard. He can just let go. Unparalleled. For at least a month after that initial purchase, he spends every evening with that toy snug between some strategically placed pillows, properly exhausting himself (which, thanks to his stamina, can take hours). It’s only when he accidentally breaks his bed a little that he realises that he has to take it easy.
(Clark, always one to support small business, definitely buys his lube&condoms at that shop. Also I’m pretty sure Bruce already owns a sybian, but he’ll do Clark a favour and buy another one anyways, just to see his eyes light up like that)
He likes Batman’s armour. I mean, of course he does, it protects Bruce and it’s nicely designed and very functional. But he also likes it because it’s black and form-fitting and gleaming and involves gloves. The fact that he likes to slither up behind Bruce, nuzzle his neck and squeeze his ass/thighs/waist/pecs is definitely another reason why he’s “banned” from touching Bruce in the cave. I mean, he does that routine anywhere, but he especially likes doing it when Bruce is wearing some parts of the armour. He just likes the design!! It’s very sexy!!!
(“banned” is in quotation marks because Clark has very cute puppy eyes and knows how to use them)
What’s really important amidst all of this: Clark isn’t selfish. Just to make that crystal clear if it wasn’t already. He enjoys having sex like he enjoys any other kind of physical pleasure, but he doesn’t demand it. He does express his desire for Bruce often, but it’s always playful, never an obligation. If he can tell that Bruce isn’t in the mood, he won’t act this way around him, and he’s always respectful. Sex, to him, is a fun activity two (+) people can enjoy together, a particularly enjoyable game. It’s a very light-hearted and playful approach, all in all.
To sum it up: Clark is courteous, polite, friendly, but he still likes to fuck. :).
Thank you so much for this ask!!! I hope you liked it, and again – I’m so sorry about the long delay!! 🧡☀️
Look, I love feral Bruce hours just like anybody else but what about his boyfriend? have you any thoughts on the alien cowboy? I'm a Clark Kent's Rights Activist.
You have no idea how delighted I was at this ask! I, too, am a CKRA! The fact that he hasn’t gotten his own posts yet..for shame!!!😔
Thank you so much for your patience, but I finally present you
Sunshine Clark Fun Facts
“Clark Kent, Reporter” has a Metropolis accent that hints at his Smallville past to fit into his cover of being a sweet, self-conscious Ex-Farmboy. Meanwhile Kal/Superman/Clark has a full on Kansas accent. Nothing Ex about that, very self-confident. WILL use farm metaphors during League meetings.
when the people he rescues comment on it, he says it’s a Kryptonian accent => which is true, since he’s a Kryptonian, and it’s his accent
Since he himself can’t get sick, Clark is very suspicious when it comes to illnesses etc, but he’s not the panicky type, he’s too action-oriented for that. He simply forces a bunch of home remedies on his victim (mostly Bruce, who dutifully sips his hot carrot juice with cinnamon to fight off his evil common cold)
On the weekends, when he’s not at the farm to help with something, he’s in the kitchen (at the farm or at home), dusted in flour, baking or cooking. His homemade pasta is extremely good and he has a passion for pie.
He doesn’t like the concept of Horror Films where the evil forces are monsters, animals or (surprise!) Aliens, since it’s a sign of a closed-minded society to reject creatures they don’t understand. However, he does like monsters and he watches a fair share of horror films where they’re treated with respect. (Mostly ones for children, but his current favourite is probably the Shape of Water, tbh)
When he got to know Bruce better, he made sure that bats would nest in the barn with the end goal of inviting Batman over to show him, or just to have something to talk about with him (also at that point it wasn’t yet clear whether Bruce was part bat after all, so that would’ve been a good way of studying his likes and dislikes). However, he ended up forgetting about that plan and instead fell in love with these fuzzy little fluffballs, so now he just has a barn filled with a colony of bats all called Bruce.
(Yes, he can tell them apart)
Re: Monsters, Bruce being half-bat: He’s had his fair share of dreams where Bruce was a vampire. (You know which kind of dreams.)
He’s very chivalrous.
He’s very ambitious.
Re 9&10: He’s very playful in bed, but he won’t let his partners leave until they’re boneless and incoherent with pleasure. It’s a matter of honour, really. And of course he’s very sweet about it, but he’s also very thick-headed. You never had multiple orgasms? Well, Darling, that just won’t do. Lie back down, please.
despite being called “Sunshine Clark”, due to his friendly nature, his bright smile, his body temperature, his self-confidence and his sun-worship, Clark also very much enjoys the dark silence of the universe. It’s his greatest regret that he can’t take Bruce to a trip among the stars with him, since he would love to share that eternal, ethereal peace of the glittering-silent void. He’s a warm, open person, but he’s also very introspective. After all, he grew up knowing that he was vastly different from his loved ones, and that while he considers the Earth his home, he also knows very well that it’s not. That cool-melancholic, thoughtful side of him is not something he shares with a lot of people, but it’s another reason he connects so deeply with Bruce.
