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He Cheats Part 1 - Liam

It was a long London day with Louis , you both were Very exhausted from having to work Out at The Gym for 7 hours . as you walked into the Flat with Louis everything Was out of shape , it looked like there was a party , This Wasn't normal there was a Strong Smell of Chanel Perfume in the House ,you never wore Chanel perfume . All of a sudden you heard a very loud grunting moaning noise it was obvious that Liam Had cheated on you. You peeked inside the door , and there they were Danielle on top of Liam , you accidentally gasped very loud and was trying to hold it in . -gasp- Danielle made when she was doing it and turned around to see you " Y/N I didn't think your were going to be home till dinner ". Liam said while Danielle came out of Liam and was had sweat dropping down her face and leaving with only A shirt and panties on running down the hall " not so fast " Louis said while stopping her . " Really Liam , I trusted you " you Said while Holding in the tears " but I didn't mean..""It's okay Y/N you can Stay with me Till everything is better "Louis said interrupting Liam and Letting Danielle go Free , as you walked to the door you were grabbing your clothes from your drawers and putting them in your suitcase. While Louis was taking a Piss , when Louis got out of the bathroom Liam was trying to Hug you "Liam You messed up ,deal with it ,your loss" Louis said while you both walked out the door . " Babe i'am sorry ! " Liam shouted while you were putting your bags in the trunk " sorry is just a word , Liam "you said turning around to him and staring at him " I trusted you ". You said once again before getting into the car . He saw the hurting tearing Sadness in you . He walked in to the house while Louis got into the car . You and Louis were Driving to his house when suddenly you turned on your phone , you got 15 texts from Liam within 5 minutes of leaving Him , You put the phone in your pocket , and just tried to ignore the texts from Liam go away ,you stared at the clouds wondering if Louis was The Perfect Man for you. As soon as You got To Louis's Flat you sat on the couch and relaxed , Louis asked for help with the bags but when he asked you were sound asleep on his Couch , he finally got the bags upstairs , after Awhile Louis got you up For dinner it was Spegetti and meat balls , you were flushed from crying yourself to sleep , you sat at the table And ate the Spegetti and Meat balls . After the dinner you sat on the couch while Louis was cleaning the dishes , Hey Y/N Want to have fun upstairs tonight " sure " you said happily because you knew he would treat you right and at least do it with pride . He finished the dishes and charged at you and picked you up And carried you up The stairs And kissing you at the same time . He layed you on the bed while he was on top of you pulling down your pants and slipping the panties off he went straight for the Gurl, he did it he licked inside of you "LOUIS NOT SO ROUGH!" you scream while moaning at the top of your lungs and taking off his shirt at the Same time " babe your in my hands your okay " Louis said while he was taking off your shirt and bra "no no no Louis my turn!"you said while panting and taking off his pants , you slipped them of and the trousers and you sucked it ... Later that Night you had a Super good exercise , and fell asleep in peace . - kaixx A/N : Wow only did this In a hour not bad , hope you enjoy part two comes out tomorrow ( I spelled speggetti wrong) luv yah!(;

[elizabethgaylor]

because I am a super penis.

[2girlsonedirection18]

Zayn Cheats Part 3 .

                              1 Year Later:

You gave birth to a beautiful baby girl Alyiah Jane. She looked just like Zayn with black hair and brown eyes. One Day you decided to take Alyiah for a walk. ''Mommy can I go play on the swings pweeeaseeee?'' She asked ''Of course you can honey!'' While Alyiah was playing you sat down on a bench and pulled out your phone. You were reading an article about the kardashians, when your daughter came running up to you. ''Mommy! mommy! Lwook that mwan wooks like mwe!'' She said pointing to a familiar figure with black hair and those big brown eyes you missed so much.It was Zayn. A moment later Zayn was walking towards you. 'Hi y/n. How are you?'' He asked. '' Good how about you Zayn?'' You asked while standing up. ''Fine. Really lonely but fine.'' He engulfed you into a hug lasting a couple seconds longer than a usual hug would. You took in his smell. Still the same. He felt the same. You really missed him. ''Y/N we should talk. Listen I know what I did was wrong and you never ever have to forgive me but. I miss you so much. I can't live my life knowing that you aren't mine. I see you have a daughter. You probably have a husband too but I need yo. And I needed to tell you that. I should go now bye.'' He started walking away. '' Wait Zayn she's yours!'' You yell pointing at Alyiah. Zayn turned around looked at her and then at you. ''She looks just like me.'' He said. ''Yes Zayn and she needs a dad.'' He then understood and you guys got back together and lived happily ever after! <3

[2girlsonedirection18]

Zayn Cheats Part 2!

After you left you remembered your engagement ring.So you went back inside and threw it at him. ''There you go. Now you can give it to your other hoe, unless you already gave her one!'' You were so filled with rage and hurt and super mixed emotions at that moment. So you got to your car and waited for a moment to see if he would come after you,but when he didn't you sped off. When you arrived at Toms house you went in without knocking. He was sitting on the couch. Shirtless.With pajama pants on. When he saw you with tear stained cheeks he automatically rushes over to you. '' Y/N what's wrong?'' He asked softly. ''I-it's Zayn h-he ch-cheated on m-me.'' You stuttered. '' Aww It's okay love, he doesn't deserve you.'' '' I know but he called me a bitch.'' ''That son of a bitch peice of shit I'm gonna beat the-'' ''Tom no'' You interrupted him. That night you and Tom ,um, did some dirty things ;) The next morning there was a knock on the door while you were laying in tom's bed with only your knickers and one of toms shirts. '' I'll get it.'' Said Tom. You get up with him and when he open the doors you see Zayn. ''Uh y/n what's going on?'' Zayn asked seeing you looking all tired and sore and barely dressed. ''I uh-uh,'' You stuttered.

A/N Yeahhhh buddy a cliff hanger. I will have an outfit up tonight and part 3 hopefully by tomorow! GoodNight lovelies! AshXxx

[2girlsonedirection18]

He cheats Zayn Part 1

Zayn: You had the worst day possible at work and you just wanted to come home to see your amaZayn boyfriend of 3 years zayn. When you got home you yelled "hey babe I'm home!!!!" No answer. So you went upstairs and heard Zayn on the phone with someone saying. " yeah the bitch is home. I'll tell her that we have a meeting with management.I just wanna see you tonight! Yeah your my only boo. Ok. Bye I'll see you later ;)" You were so hurt and angry at the same time. " Zayn FUCKING Malik what is wrong with you?!?!" You scream at him. " uh babe u-u h-how much of that did you hear?" " um like ALL OF IT!!!!!" " Babe I am so so so sooooooooo sorry." " Sorry is not an excuse Zayn. Three years. I give you 3 years of my life and you do this to me?" You now had hot tears streaming down your cheeks. " Babe I-I uh-" You cut him off. " Don't you babe me Malik I Hate You." You spat at him. You then started packing your things. " Babe where are you going?" He asked. To y/ex/bf(Tom Daley) 's house." You said and with that you left Zayn there broken hearted and full of regret. A/N y/ex/bf means your ex boyfriend which I made Tom Daley because he's a sexy beast ;) AshXxx

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He buys you ice cream(;*Pref.(; req.2/5

Niall: While you were standing in the your guises room with Niall you suddenly hear ringing down the Street “Yay!!”Niall Screams from across the room as he runs out of the room with his wallet “Princess come with me,it’s the icecream lady!”Niall Screams from across the House”Oh goodness Niall I thought we were going to Nandos.?”You say to Niall “well-” as Niall picks you up and Fireman Carries you to the Street Sidewalk as Niall arrives to the Truck”Niall !” you say as you giggle ” Hello, what could I get y’all “The Lady said”uh-uhm-(Y/N) what should I get…”.I know 3Chocolate tacos 2 snow cones and 2 Dibs..please!”Niall says “Can I have a- oh and a chocolate cup!”Niall says while interrupting You.”Once again may I have a Orangcicle please.”you ask while you Cover Nialls Mouth. Suddenly you felt a slimy touch on your palm”Ewww Niall!” you say while taking your hand off of His mouth “Don’t lick my Palm !Niall!” You say while paying and walking to the house “Sorry Princess Your palm taste good”.Niall says while holding hands with you “I Think that’s my Lotion!Niall.”You say happily “aha it taste good Princess Niall says while walking with you into the House.

Harry:As you in Harry stand in the Heat waiting for the Icecream truck you and Harry Played soccer in your front yard , you kept winning and Harry was losing “Babe I’am going easy on you!(;”Harry says like a show off “uh huh “you say happily…~Icecream music~played “icecreams here! Harry says happily While you throw the soccer ball over the roof and into you and Harry’s Backyard .”Hi Doll what can I get you?!” the lady said while looking in the truck “2Snowcones mam’m “Harry says while looking at you while you tie your shoe.”here you go.3.50£” the lady says in a rush “here you go “Harry Says while Giving 3.50£ to the lady While she rushed off “Babe heres a snowcone”Harry says while you run to him for your icecream and walked into the Garage and sat on the pick and blue couch While eating the Snowcone with Harry and making it a blue,red,yellow,green,purple, moustache.

A/N : Sorry if Harry’s was bad at the end typing random words LOL🐱 kaiixx(;