#supportstarter

[mason-jfc]

Fucking football team are gonna get what's coming to them.

[jaysonstone]

I'm not sure how I feel about this cold weather.

[mason-jfc]

I really fucking hate checkups. Yes, I'm fine. No, it's not hurting that much anymore. Yes, I'm sure. No, of course it's not fucking grown you cunt, you cut it the fuck off.

[missmelodywhitexo]

You promised me you'd come, Mark...but you never do...

[missmelodywhitexo]

Does anybody have any spare blankets that they won't miss?

[make-yourown-ending]

Hello fellow human beings.

"I have arrived!"

[jaysonstone]

"Dictionaries fascinate me."

[mason-jfc]

I'd like to announce,

That I just had the best sex I've had in a long fucking time. And yes I had to announce this because yes, this is important.