#sure it's

[sephiramy]

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

[milkmaid-of-ham]

Knight, exasperatedly: my lady, "chivalry" just derives from owning, and knowing how to ride, a horse. The whole honour thing has come along later, so we hold ourselves to the highest moral standards

The lady, slowly lowering her skirts: so you wouldn't deflower a beautiful maid? 😭

Knight, feverishly doffing her hauberk: I said not such thing-