#surfdork

[eqv1noxx]

before MerMay ends

Also

Yeah

[normalradioname]

Playing with a watercolor brush while sketching and i loved it

More ship-y sketches under the cut

And a 2 min stargoth

[whorrors-deaconswife]

Idk if u ship them or not, but can I have Surfdork (DeaconxWave) kissing shirtless? U know, like good bros💜👀

*rubs hands evily*

Lmao this one killed me, but since my friend asked when I showed them this, I had to do it.

Whole thing under the cut

I don't ship them, but I'll take any excuse to draw Deacon half naked and flustered.

Today my family decided they needed to enter my room every 10 minutes, this was a challenge.

I don't know who's more panicked about this kiss: the one who's never done anything with anyone and considered himself hetero, or the literal spy who's going to betray everyone and shouldn't get attached.

Wave's thoughts here:

[Holy shit. I'm so fucked if the old man finds out. He kisses so badly… I should have known, he has cero social skills, he hasn't got any girl ever… Well, if he's like this with me, maybe he doesn't want girls anymore? I'm getting dizzy… He's gonna rip my hair off. Can he calm down? No, he can't, genius; he's getting (surely) his first kiss with a man in a fictitious pool. Dorkin's definitely not my type, but he's handsome enough I guess. His body is so soft… He won't want to, but I'd take him to somewhere more private… I gotta chill, maybe going with tongue was too much, but he's not rejecting me and I can definitely tell that he's enjoying himself. Me too... Fuck if I like this…]

[aviennessie]

seaspouses as the stagtown trio✨

(and other seaspouses stuff)

[silvkins]

We should normalize straight men having close platonic friends. Not them though, these bitches are gay for sure

I know Deacon is straight, but let my multishipper ass ship them 🥹

[wwwwwdotcom]

Surfdork doodles

[eleph-anteater]

Spoilers for latest free ep:

Deacon? More like Freakon. Tf is he smirking about?

BTW, guys incase you don't know, I love this surfdork/seahorse ship, but I don't really care if it becomes true in canon and at this point I think it's funniest and best as bromance

I have this fear that a dear piece of media to me will do this and pull the cash-grab move. And sometimes, when I see shitty media (esp AI conjured media), it inspires me to make better things (a low bar but y'know). Deacon's so real bro like I'd totally be his twin from temu

I should make a gallery called "lovesick dumbasses carrying each other" and fill it with stargoth scenes like this

In reality, this story would get a trilogy, a spin off, a cartoon version and an even crappier remastered version while some magnificent and amazingly crafted story that stars actually well written characters and an entertaining plot of the exact same genre gets cancelled by every streaming platform after a bunch of people online call it "too woke." OK rant over lemme end this on a good note

Have I mentioned how much I love these guys? Not as ships, but separately. Because I do. These dumbasses make my day four times better every time. I LOVE THESE IDIOTS

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHhhhhHhHHH

I petition Chaz/Wave ans Deacon for rulers of the world. Stargoth gets their own planet, and Prunella gets to take over Lady Lovalorn's. Maybe the keys get their own planets too. If the world was like that, I'd win the Patriot Games for sure /j

And with that, the Absentee arc comes to an end!

[devilleworship]

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