#surfingpineapples

[coonae]

WHIIIITE RABBIT EVERYONE

[cryptidfuckery]

I PLAY SAXOPHONE AND ALSO ENJOY THE ANTICS OF THAT PLACE CALLED NIGHT VALE LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS

hECKIE YES

[paulmcswag]

Someone be my tumblr boyfriend

[paulmcswag]

Quotes from my 4th/5th grade diary

"Today I started the HMFC (Hannah Montana fitness club)" "I'm a fashion princess" "Today the Miley Cyrus biography came in. Others will read it, but I will still know more" "I just don't want to be a mathy kid"

[coonae]

i forgot to mention something extremely important!

WHITE RABBIT EVERYONE

[paulmcswag]

my favorite people on tumblr:

-surfingpineapples (because she's my bff so basically I have to include her)

-teddythewarrior

-paulmcmullet

[milkbitch]

31 & 36 c:

AWW FUCK YEAH NOW I’M EXCITED

31: Talk about what you think death is like.

I think nothing happens afterward, to begin with. Well I mean I think you could become a ghost if you had unfinished business or if you were a dick in general, and that when you’re done being a dick then you go to some kind of underworld, I suppose. But dying, I think it depends on who you are. I don’t know. I’ve never thought about what happens when you die.

I think you stop feeling things. If you were in pain before you died, then the pains slips away quietly, and if it was a painless death then you stop feeling pressures and it’s quite literally like a weight is lifted off of your shoulders. You stop feeling blood pressure and the weight of air on your skin and it’s just…. light. You’re used to feeling things like blood pushing through your veins and the carpet under your feet but then it all goes away when you die. Hmm.

36: Talk about your guilty pleasures. 

Ah okay I really like biting mmm

uhm

I don’t think I know what a guilty pleasure is since all I’m thinking about is fetishes heheh

Uh. Lemme google that shit right quick.

Okay guilty pleasures here we go

I like to make up dramatic situations in my life that go according to whatever music I’m listening to (that’s why i set custom genres so I can easily find my angst music)

I like to bite and chew at my lips (my god I’m doing it right now)

I eat ice cream even though I’m lactose intolerant and it hurts my tummy a whole lot

I think I’m bad at guilty pleasures are those even legit I don’t know

Ah thank you for asking!!

[acidremnants]

America, and how Endothermic reactions are important to us.

"An endothermic reaction would be cooking bacon. Before bacon is its miraculous self, it’s just a sad limp strip of raw meat. Here in The United States of America, we like our bacon to taste like freedom and bravery. It’s gotta be much manlier than stupid raw meat strips. Meat that is uncooked is terrible and cold and gross. It’s pale and red. Do you know what else is pale and red? A Communist shaking in his disgusting boots. The only way to rid the color of Communism and bring bacon to its rightful glorious deep red of the American flag is to plop that sucker into a frying pan and go to town. Using the direct heat from the fires that forged this country’s great heroes, you can change that bad bacon into bad*** bacon. The meat absorbs the thermal energy of the pan sitting on your stove top and uses it to become the iconic rough-and-tumble snack of the champions. Endothermic reactions are all you need in the food world to become the best you can be. Thanks, science."

-Surfingpineapples on endothermic reactions

isn't she wonderful, folks?