May 23, 2018
@survivesmuch // napoleon’s never been fond of MYSTERIOUS SUBSTANCES ; in most cases, they lead to nothing good and are best avoided. besides, he’s had enough grime in his life to track it into the carefully pristine life he holds separate from his job ( that he admittedly, has come to be quite FOND of ), so he’s not overly FOND when he accidentally sticks his hand in something STICKY and UNKNOWN just trying to get up the banister. “ UGH --- what the hell is that? gum? ”