12,13,14,15 thank god its finally over
clay is so bent out of shape that jake said he does a lot around camp. of course he does because clay doesn’t do anything. glad jake and helen’s loved spouses made it to the final two. the boiled tarantula is like a peach jeff? these two are so dedicated. the bugs being boiled doesn’t help jeff. no man on this tribe loves his wife as much as jake does i guarantee it. not even ted with his 150-200% love for his wife. .....you wanna do what’s right now helen? voting out ghandia was okay in your eyes but voting out brian is too much? how annoying.”i feel like i could run through a brick wall” but said positively? what jakey boy? damn okay well see you later jake he’s absolutely going at this tribal. girl brian would absolutely play you for a fool and dupe you. are you dumb? congratulations on more boring gameplay you guys! i am gonna guess how everyone is gonna go: ted next, then either helen or jan, with final two clay and brian.
the ice skating analogy is unbelievably uncool brian. that gave me second hand embarrassment. just because you fucked up and gave him the answer doesn’t mean he has to get on his knees and thank you. what are you god? brian’s entitlement is infuriating. “what needs to be done” and in fine print “let me, brian, win the whole game” this is the exact gameplay i hate in survivor. did you guys not come here to WIN and you still leave brian in the game despite having said multiple times no one can win against him. a helen ted alliance would be nice and interesting but that’s not gonna happen. can ted shut the fuck up. yelling like that is so disrespectful and undignified. fully called ted going next. it’s just too obvious and boring.
im bored. so helen’s next imagine. yeah wow im soooo shocked you’re choosing helen. this is so interesting im really on the edge of my seat. what will happen next???? i hate this season. why are they acting like they’re hands are tied? like what? “i’m gonna kill myself” jan???? clay....when you talk like that it will make the jury hate you and they won’t vote for you? wow.....im simply shocked that brian voted out jan. i never expected this to happen. wow. what good tv. oh my god,,,,,this jury hates them. brian doesn’t know a single thing about his tribe members AND is lying straight to everyone’s faces. this tracks hard. don’t like ted but.....oop. love this roast. bringing up racist comments, insult after insult. no not the whole jury laughing at helen going in on brian. i love how much this jury hates these two and how much they don’t want to vote for either. yay brian won, i hate this fucking season.
all in all i will give this season a 0/10. i hated every second of it and it felt like torture. the gameplay was weak and boring. no one was interesting. the only good things about this season was the two tribes living on one beach before merging but that was absolutely wasted on this cast of people, worst thing i have had the displeasure of watching in a LONG time.
