Ira and Eric were all over each other and Eric was just about to put his hand down Ira’s pants when he glances up and sees something in the sky.
“Holy shit, that’s huge. What is that?” Eric asks, hand frozen midway down Ira’s pants.
“What? I mean...it’s the same as it’s always been...” Ira says, confused, looking down.
“No, no, not that. Up in the sky! Is that a UFO??”
“What? UFOs aren’t....real...holy shit that’s a UFO!”







