I like to imagine, that when MC gets upset with Lucifer they don't do the cold shoulder thing. No, they get as close as possible to him at all times and sing gospel music to show their displeasure.
I fully support this omg. By the way idk any Gospel songs so-
It was kind of a common thing for you two to get into arguments. As a human, you have different outlooks on how to go about things than he does. It’s healthy for couples to argue every once in a while though. So, you two made the perfect couple.
An example of a start to your arguments is when he hung Mammon by his toes when he did something wrong. You thought that was pushing it a bit. So, when things like that happen, you get into a small argument that normally doesn’t last long.
Sometimes though, things get out of hand. Lucifer isn’t one to admit he’s wrong unless you have a five-page essay proving he’s wrong. If you’re trying to prove him wrong based on your opinion, well, that takes even longer.
At the moment, you two are staring at each other with squinted eyes. Your face is hot from anger, your throat hurting a bit from the volume you had been using. He almost seems indifferent to all of this, like it was just another Sunday for him.
When you wait for an apology, and he doesn’t give one, you decide to take things a step further. “Amazing Grace! How sweet the sound!” you start to ‘sing’ loudly, watching his face instantly break into a grimace.
He instantly starts to walk away, not wanting to hear any more of your singing of the stupid songs that you humans made. That wouldn’t stop you though. You quickly follow after him, getting even louder.
“That saved a wretch like me! I once was lost, but now am found! T'was blind but now I see!” you screech, making sure your voice got annoyingly high at points.
You kept singing the song on loop, waiting for him to break. You got halfway through the third time before he snaps.
“Okay! I apologize! Just, please, stop singing!” he pleads over your horrid singing. You instantly stop once he’s done talking, an evil smirk on your face.
“Wow, Lucifer. You didn’t even last as long as you normally do,” Satan says as he comes around the corner with a stopwatch. You snort and cover your mouth as you start to cackle. You’ve never seen Lucifer so irritated.
