— friederich ‘redd’ reigstad /// dirty boy w a brilliant smile
25-27 (dunno) ► some smart job (dunno yet) ► dumb n dumber (def know)
this is redd. his parents came to america for a better life, but he and his brother sorely disappointed that expectation. walt is a stanky drug dealer and redd is a stanky geek. spent his youth growing up his brother’s lowlife friends and his outcast nerdy friends so his view of life is kinda skewed n rude. but redd is funny and weird so people let him kick it. he’s a real fun guy. i swear.
- lazy, prefers kicking his skateboard to close his bedroom door instead of getting up (v dented door)
- frequently attends karaoke for the half-off sushi and to sing 80s classics with his friend ralphie, the librarian.
- would much rather be home in his boxers, sitting at his computer, farming gold and rare items on various mmorpgs so he can sell ($$$) his gear to teenagers and dads in flyover states.
- did all his drugs and drinkin’ as a kid so he peaked at 20, so now he gets high off life like the rest of you.
- got arrested and jailed because the cops busted a party and he refused to leave before finishing tony hawk pro skater because the nostalgia was too good to pass up on. he ask them if he could finish and they let him, then he tried to run and they tackled him.
- he learned the ragtag ‘fuck it, use glue’ way of doing everything so his life skills are low compared to his intelligence. despite that, he’s very self-sufficient, he just learns his own unconventional way of doing things.
- at 15 he got kicked out of courtney love’s house for burning the grilled cheese she asked him to make.
- would rather be home 110% of the time.
needs: good question. anything. online gamer friends. a roommate pls, he’s a slob. redd’s part of maddie’s friend group req of loners, weirdos, and nerds. he’s liz lemon. dark liz lemon? you’ll see, i’m gonna make this work.