#swtuas

[nyahgust]

here comes august, fixing tags that someone else broke. damnit, swtuas

[grimdark]

Does anyone remember SWTUAS

[suizenjichiitarp]

tghe TAG broek

[baddapsleedface-blog]

IS IT OKAY IF I JUST START WITHOUT THE SWTUAS BLOG ACCEPTING YET BECAUSE IT HASNT DONE A THING IN 2 WEEKS IM SORRY HAHA........ HA...........

[nyahgust]

[cazfax]

the swtuas fanfic. sorry if i forgot anyone!! i was Dam Tired And Without Wifi

 ok so this is more like an imagine swtuas more than a fanfic cause how do you write a fanfic about real people???? im not that talented. also i got one hour of sleep so pls bear with me some of this might not make much sense

imagine if in some crazy alternate universe we were presented with our own soccer island like that one island in inazuma that i cant remember the name of. we were presented with the island because of being so damn famous on the internet and the president was afraid of us trolling his noob ass. or for us sticking ice up it like our fubukis. you decide.

anyways so everybody eventually arrives at our island and theres no adults or anything like parents didnt come with cause thats fucking dumb. the only guardians there are fucking soccer coaches that are gonna teach us Real Soccer because we are the real inazuma eleven and we are gonna have to save the world with soccer ok think about this.

when everyone gets there everybody cries like little gay fucking 4 year olds. and soon the only thing anyone is saying is shit like “Hey." and “ice up the ass" and some talk about lasagna and tire fucking. but the conversation turns into whether or not theres gonna be wifi cause we’re all losers who cant go a day without using a dumb blogging website. and yeah theres wifi cause we have to maintain our blogs somehow.

and then eventually someone pulls a soccer ball out of their ass. probably brett. and then we all set up in our positions and get ready to play some hella sweet socc. dani on one side of the feild. me on the other. except only some people know the actual real rules of soccer and the rest of us only know about soccer when the ball catches on fire when you kick it. ele gets sad about that because shes gouenji but flaming soccer balls arent real. everyone turns out to play just like their character somehow and everyone notices it when code starts being Fast. code has to sit down and think about fast for awhile. august turned full furry and we had to stop the game for 15 minutes.

everyone had to stop tho at one point cause dani got hit in the face with darwins soccer kick and she made a yoshi noise and everyone was like Ok. megan then gets us all back in the game with a “Hey." and nemu pulls a fucking skateboard out of their hair and started fucking shredding it up. right there on the feild. everyone was like wow. fantastic baby.

froste then interrupts the scene with an important reminder that she put ice up her ass simply because brett did it first. everyone sits down. max sits on code. i start to say something but dani says “up shut, caz" and everyone thinks about that fresh new meme for a minute

then suddenly the managers are like Yo! Free Wifi! and we fucking meme it up we get off the field we go to our huge goddamn soccer mansion and on our way there ryouko and tif try to persuade froste to put something else up her butt. brett does instead.

we catch our midorikawa and hiroto pretending to make out and decide hiromido is real and alive. trey says “ok" and he does a cool thing cause hes a cool guy

me and nemu become hella tsunatachi and slam jam noobs but nemu slam jams more noobs because they have more experience in that area.

august disappears for about 2 hours and comes back as the entire occult. everyone loves the occult.

one time dani and code reenact the entire kazemaru leaves the team scene. august sings “we are never getting back together" by taylor swift softly in the background. everyone cries except hyo because shes hardcore. kaelyn cries the hardest. nobody knows where ichinose is.

mimiko becomes the real fubuki shirou and whispers “believe it!" before breaking into song. the german naruto opening can be heard for miles. tif interrupts with a reminder of eat up endou. everyone is silent. kyle gets owned somehow idk he just does.

at the end of the day the entire team is a whole bunch of tired memes. they all fall asleep on eachother in one big swtuas bed but its not an orgy its just sleepy time. ebyan tucks everyone in like the greatest natsumi ever. goodnight swtuas. dream in soccer.

[inazumaelevendubsofficial-m-blog]

Enkaze is real It it is under your floorboards On your ceiling It's behind you Beside you Enkaze is everywhere But at the same time It's nowhere

[cazfax]

i was telling my mom about swtuas and then she yelled at me and said that swtuas could be full of child predators and i need to watch out because i might get kidnapped and killed. ok mom.