#t; ruby

[xbubbleheart-blog]

[ TEXT ] ❛ You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna. ❜

[ text >> rubes☘️ ]: I KNOW I really thought the prostitute thing would work[ text >> rubes☘️ ]: sigh

[thexmiscreant-blog]

[ TEXT ] So apparently being drunk at work isn’t allowed.. who knew?

[ text >> ruby ]: You know what’s also not allowed?[ text >> ruby ]: Stealing WINE.[ text >> ruby ]: Yeah, that’s right. I know e v e r y t h i n g.[ text >> ruby ]: 😉👀

[xbubbleheart-blog]

[ TEXT ] That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case. ❛ Even though I’m gonna be a felon I’m having fun for time being. ❜

[ text >> rubes☘️ ]: Happens to the best of us 😂[ text >> rubes☘️ ]: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [ text >> rubes☘️ ]: Talk about the rush of first date am I right  💯👌🔥[ text >> rubes☘️ ]: [ text >> rubes☘️ ]: sorry Rubes, you’re okay? You want me to break into his apartment and search for evidence? 👀

[queenxofxthieves-blog1]

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[ text >> ruby ]: Same.[ text >> ruby ]: It’s because after the five bottles of champagne the idea of Jacuzzi seemed the best idea ever, and there’s apparently no better Jacuzzi than glitter Jacuzzi, so here we are. [ text >> ruby ]: I have so much glitter on me and BEYOND that a group kinder-gardeners today sang ‘shine bright like a diamond’ to me while following me around. 

[skylerhbu]

messaging 💌 ruby

Sky: you know you don't have to be a stranger rubes

Sky: i feel like i haven't seen you in a while.

[jewelspls]

messaging ✖️ruby 💎

Jewels: rubyyyyyyyyyy!!!!