#t.dates

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

Post some screenshots cuz I’m nosy asf🙏

Alright you’ve convinced me anon, here are the highlights

For reference on this one, the first part of my dating profile’s bio has “a bad idea in a fun, convenient little package.”-actual review

Hes very supportive of me cowgirling:

And then ALSO, my bio has “Kinda girl you would take home to your mom but would blow you on the way there.” Which is where this line came from:

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

So HOURS AGO I sent a risky snap to the guy I’ve been crushing on (just a flirty little pic in response to him sending me a pic of his pants n being like ‘look at my butt’) and completely forgot about it cause it was HOURS ago and he not only just opened it but then REPLAYED it and responded.

Not to act like a silly little teenager but I’m screaming and too chicken to look at what he said

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

Well don’t be shy where’s the update

I didn’t know if anyone would care n got all shy 😂😂

So I have to replace my windshield today for a massive crack and they quoted me $1000, which tbh, that felt like a lot but I know nothing about cars and need a new one desperately so I was like whatever. I’ll pay.

Cute boy is a huge car guy and was telling me about how he’s tinting his windows n windshield today and I was just joking around that there must be something in the air that’s making everyone do something to their windshield since I had to replace mine today. And he was like oh, how much are you paying??

So I told him and then had to call my grandfather and update him since he legally owns the car BUT. Cute boy was like “absolutely not. That’s way too high. Give me the number and I’ll get a better quote for you.” Which is so so fucking sweet especially since he lives in another state and there is no real benefit for him to do that for me.

I almost wish my grandfather hadn’t beat him to the punch and already got me a lower price 🥴

But yeah, I was just all 🥹🥹🥹 over it

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

Just found out the guy I’ve been lowkey crushing on for months is single and I don’t know what to do with myself

I say lowkey crushing because at the time I met him I knew he had a girlfriend of 6 years and that makes him entirely unavailable but there was definitely some chemistry.

Plus he’s one of my closest friend’s childhood best friend so I did not want to risk jeopardizing that friendship at all.

I have so many mixed emotions rn.

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

Bestie ur telling me you didnt think cute boy was super into you after telling you to go down and visit, drink, and watch him fix ur car

LISTEN

When you put it like that YES IT SEEMS SILLY

howEVER this is the same boy who almost a year ago made a quiet comment about ditching our friends and going to his place and then RAN AWAY when I flirted back

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

Exciting life updates friends:

-went on a really really good date (might now be in a relationship?)

-got two new tattoos

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

I'm sorry, I'm such a nosy bitch, but why do you need to dump him? What'd he do? Or what where the red flags?

Obviously you don't need to answer, I'm just being hella nosy. 😅

Oh no! I will TOTALLY share!!

Homeboy is super super temperamental, and literally got in my face over me apologizing for keeping him so long when I came over cause he was clearly tired. Let me repeat that. He got in my face cause I was sorry he was so tired.

Second, all he ever does is argue with me. We both said we liked a guys hair and he then ARGUED with me about it for 20 minutes.

He’s also got some substance abuse problems which, honestly, I don’t judge for that but I do have a problem with claiming to be sober and then telling me “actually I’m not sure if I want to be sober since I’ve got so much life ahead of me” and texting me multiple times a week that you’re on something.

I also asked him what we were (ie: exclusive, fwb, casually dating) and he got upset and was like “well I don’t know!” But then gets mad at me for talking to other guys PLATONICALLY(also grabbed me and dragged me away at a bar when a guy was talking to me about good places to go eat at in my city).

I also don’t appreciate that everytime he has come over to hang out, he’s made a very obvious point to try and make me jealous and then when I’ve LAUGHED AT IT or made a joke about it, he’s gone “oh, don’t do that. Don’t get all mad.” Like bro I’ve been cheated on 4 times. I don’t get mad or jealous anymore I just won’t get attached if that’s how you’re gonna act. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

So yeah. I’m out before he does something worse.

I texted him I don’t think we should see one another anymore and he’s freaking out on me rn too so yeah.

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

Actual words that came out of my stone cold sober mouth last night: “we should probably stop making out before I end up blowing you in the middle of my living room”

Why do men put up with me 😂🥴