Jul 21, 2017
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(✉ → cop lady): so (✉ → cop lady): just out of curiosity (✉ → cop lady): is impersonating an officer illegal?(✉ → cop lady): asking for a friend! don’t follow up on it!
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(✉ → cop lady): so (✉ → cop lady): just out of curiosity (✉ → cop lady): is impersonating an officer illegal?(✉ → cop lady): asking for a friend! don’t follow up on it!
Text || Renee & Sage
Renee: .. I want you.
Sage: I want you too.
Sage: You can have me, Renee…
Text || Renee & Sage
Text: [picture message] https://goo.gl/ltUPCR
Text: Hmm.. I don't think I'm doing it right. You should come here and show me how you do it, you know since we are going together and all… Maybe practice ‘relaxed at the beach with Sage’? Just a suggestion.
[text]: I'd actually love to hear what exactly makes you think that I do? // [text]: Oh typical mom move. I don't really do running Harry
[text] it’s all over your face
[text] you’ve got long legs. put them to use. run to me
[text]: you're a giant. i don't have homicidal tendencies man. // [text]: right okay // [text]: give me five. also why are you even awake?
[text] I can argue about this all day, you know.
[text] Mum woke me up to say happy birthday and I haven’t been able to fall asleep. Run, Renaynay, run.
[text] Yeah sure but I mean if I don't pick up just leave me a voicemail of screamin n I'll call back immediately [text] ur not reckless, ur like a puppy tbh [text] Aww, that's cute ! [text] according to Renee you will not be allowed to actually enter the airport bc she takes priority ( her words )
[text] Renee can wait at home with a banner or something
[text]: minor detail - i'm taller than most girls btw. WHAT!!?? i don't. i'm chill. // [text]: do you want breakfast or nah? - i'm gonna make you some dry ass pancakes for this attitude. // [text]: suuuure whatever you say Hulk.
[text] but you’re still shorter than me. i’m not saying you’re not chill, i’m just saying that the tendencies tend to shine through :)
[text] don’t be rude it’s my birthday
[text] yea yea yeah just get up here it’s early and no one’s up yet
[text]: it suits you very well, lil spud. you don't think we're cute??? kinda offended. // [text]: i've always said it, i'm an angel. // [text]: just stop, it's embarrassing :b
[text] i’m not very little next to you. i think you tend to have homicidal tendencies sometimes and that i complement you well.
[text] haaaaaaaaa. HA
[text] i’m being serious. i’m not to be trifled with