#t:steve

[reyhartt-blog]

text 📲  steve

Rey: Hey you, I want to say thank you for taking Puck home. I also did a process of elimination.

Rey: How bad was he?

[hcwkguys]

@righteouscap

[TEXT]: Thanks, Clint. I, uh, hope yours was nice, too.

[TEXT]: You have some?

(✉ → captain threesome!!!): dude i always have fireworks

[sharon-carter-agent-13]

Sharon: I leave for one month and everything falls apart. How. Why?

[reyhartt-blog]

text || Steve 😎

Rey: Hey you, I'm sorry for texting late but. I was wondering if I can talk to you about something?

[hcwkguys]

@righteouscap

[TEXT]: I said, “Natasha wants you to come over and make her.”

[TEXT]: And a ;) emoji.

[TEXT]: I’m just the messenger, Barton.

(✉ → captain square jaw): what is your name in her phone (✉ → captain square jaw): what is my name in her phone (✉ → captain square jaw): why does this keep happening [a few minutes later] (✉ → captain square jaw): tell her i’m omw though

[hcwkguys]

@righteouscap

[TEXT]: Just one slice of pizza for a helicopter, Clint?

(✉ → captain square jaw): one slice of pizza is all i’ve got to my name, cap.

[hcwkguys]

✿ ;)

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

(✉ → captain square jaw): so i know you’ve had a kind of dry spell going on since the forties and all and i’m just saying(✉ → captain square jaw): if you ever need to let off steam, me and nat have a pretty big bed

[hcwkguys]

@righteouscap

(✉ → captain square jaw): hey dude great speech (✉ → captain square jaw): you looked real patriotic (✉ → captain square jaw): like your jaw was especially square