Aug 29, 2018
Some gems from the polls
DINOSAURS PUT IT DOWN
The Homosexual Agenda will invade this game
Krusty Krab
Chum Bucket
Curious as a clam
I’m a cantaloupe
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Some gems from the polls
DINOSAURS PUT IT DOWN
The Homosexual Agenda will invade this game
Krusty Krab
Chum Bucket
Curious as a clam
I’m a cantaloupe
Mum Friend Artemis
*in regards to the incorrect quote about Gabato wearing the pants in the campaign*
Jayda: Let's not kid ourselves, Artemis wears the pants
Georgia: Yep
Lara: Pretty much
Jayda: She is the mum friend of all mum friends
Georgia: Team mum! Team mum! Team mum!
Lara: She wants to make sure no one dies
Jayda: Even though she herself has died
Georgia: Followed by Gabato... and then Bullseye... and then Trunks...
Lara: I never said she was doing a good job at keeping everyone alive. But she's trying
Jayda: And that's what counts
Georgia: We all suck at our jobs. Let's be honest
This is a visual representation of the characters in our dnd campaign, featuring our dm.
Wilson Logic
About to be killed? Eldritch Blast!
Trying to get through an enchanted door? Eldritch Blast!
Someone stealing your things? Eldritch Blast!
Car crash? Eldritch Blast!
Failing at school? Eldritch Blast!
The world going to shit? Eldritch Blast!
Our Party
Gabato (Matt): our dwarf rogue. A very bad one at that. I don’t think the dice like him very much.
Bullseye (Zak): he’s the shifter barbarian. He and Gabato have some sort of bromance going on
Thiandriel (Tyson): he’s the wizard tiefling. Reserved, one of the more sensible one. Only just. Also very gay. He sees all
Trunks (Georgie): the half-elf druid. They say a lot of puns
Wilson (Alex): he’s the warlock halfling. For the first few sessions, he had been knocked out before the battle even started.
Artemis (Lara): she’s the high elf druid. Has known Trunks long enough to be able to put up with her shit
The DM (Jayda): she's set up an interesting campaign for us, the ASDF session has to be my favourite. And I wonder what else she has in store for us
-Trunks: I DO WHAT I WANT!
Wilson: I'm calling Artemis
Trunks: No wait.
-Wilson: The indigenous species of wild bears can be real aggressive so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching them.
Also Wilson: *blows an airhorn at bears* GET FUCKED
-Trunks: *screams, looking at the curtain behind them which is covered with drawn on spiders, hysterically speaks* Spiders!
Artemis: No need to worry, Trunks. That's the the... Pattern on the curtains.
Trunks: *unsettled* I am terribly afraid of spiders... I would like to trade places with someone!
Wilson: This room is literally covered in spider webs, and yet, the curtains unsettle you?
Trunks: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Wilson. These curtains are literally covered in them!
Bullseye: Those are just silly drawings! They don't look real! But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Trunks!
Trunks: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Bullseye.
Bullseye: Spider curtains...
Trunks: *with a serious voice and still face* Creepy crawly death dealers...
Bullseye: Uh... Okay...
-Trunks: I am incredibly proud of you, Gabato.
Gabato: *scoffs, embarrassed* Whatever...
Trunks: But I'm more proud of myself for enduring *serious voice and still face* the Great Spider Threat of The Middle Ages...
Artemis: They were just curtains, Trunks...
-Trunks: When did you apply eyeshadow?
Julian: I didn't. But does it look okay? A king has got to slay.
-*Bullseye’s guide to dating*
Bullseye: You find out what would be making their life difficult.
Trunks: Yeah?
Bullseye: And then you kill it!
Gabato: What?
-Bullseye: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
-Bullseye: When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye
-Wilson: The four most beautiful words in cour common language-- I told you so
-Bryndal: Reality continues to ruin my life.
-Also Bryndal: Sane is boring
-Trunks: Puns are the highest form of literature.
-Wilson: My life feels like a test I didn't study for.
(Honestly, mood)
-Bryndal: I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous-- everyone has met me yet.
-Trunks: I found there was only one way to look tall- hang out with short people.
-Bullseye: Am I perfect? No. But am I striving to be a better person every day? Also, no.
-Bryndal: Can I take a stab?
Artemis: WHO GAVE HIM A KNIFE!?
*it was then Artemis realised he was not being literal*
-Bullseye: ...Maybe I overreacted a bit.
Artemis: A bit? That's like Napoleon saying, 'Oh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Austria'.
-Trunks: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Wilson: Sometimes I wonder how your mind works.
-Wilson: There's something satisfying about watching people outside in the rain while you're inside.
-*after a long day*
Gabato: I want my FUCKING mutton!
-Practically ANYONE in the party: We came in here to kill one person, and we killed everyone except that person
-Trunks or Gabato: If you are about to be stabbed just say "I have too much swagger for the dagger" and they'll leave you alone.
-Trunks: Why shouldn't I wear baggy sweaters?
Thiandriel: *sarcastically* Guys think they're totally not cute.
Trunks: The day I dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see The Floor
-Enemy: *does a evil monologue*
Bryndel: Sir, I am trying to talk to my friends! *To Thiandriel* Hey, Thiandriel, we're friends right?
Thiandriel: Fuck off.
Bryndel: The best!
Incorrect Quotes from Georgia 8
-Thiandriel: Oh, deal with it J.D.-lightful
-Bullseye: Boy! What an ass...
Gabato: *looks surprised at Trunks*
Bullseye: ...set to your personality, am I right?
Artemis: *confused* I didn't know you made jokes like that.
Bullseye: What joke did I make?
-Gabato: Right now, I wear the pants in this party!
Bullseye: Oh, do you? I didn't know that! *starts taking his pants off*
Artemis: No, no, no, no! Don't!
Thiandriel: It's an expression!
-Trunks: *wearing a cat onesie* Always the best for taking a nap.
Artemis: Don't you mean a little cat nap?
Trunks: *gasps* Did you just make a dad joke?
Artemis: *realisation* ...Uh... No. I did not mean to.
Trunks: I am so proud.
Artemis: Please don't be proud... Or tell anyone.
Trunks: *adorable squealing*
-*Christmas*
Trunks: God bless us, everyone!
Artemis: None of us sneezed.
Trunks: Dad joke.
Artemis: AHH SHI-
-Thiandriel: Aw, what's the matter, Gabato? Are you worried your silver tongue will land you in second place?
Gabato: *hisses*
Thiandriel: I'm sorry, did he just hiss at me?
-*after all the dumb shit we didn't mean to do*
Artemis: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else... I know I'm smarter than everyone else.
-Artemis: I just hope you didn't do that thing that you do sometimes, where you freak out and stand in the middle of your living room and talk to yourself for twenty minutes.
Bryndal: *laughs and lies* No. I did not do that.
Wilson: *laughs evilly*
Bryndal: ...You know what, yes I did!
-Thiandriel: If she (Bryndal's mother) did exist, she'd be preposterous and pointless.
Bryndal: *screaming, voice cracks* FALSEHOOD!
-Trunks: *about lying* Someone once posed a dilemma to Plato. What if a known murderer came to your house and...
Gabato: Yep, we've already been over this.
Artemis: Yes, and that was Kant.
Trunks: Woah! Goodnight, everybody!
Artemis: *sighs* No- Immanuel Kant, K-A-N-T.
Trunks: Wow, I 'Kant' believe you're doubting me on this.
-Bullseye: Okay, how about Mulan?
Gabato: There's never a wrong time to dress in drag.
Bullseye: Lion King!
Gabato: There's never a wrong time to dress in drag...
Both: ...And do the hula! OOOOHHHH!
-*in the beginning of this campaign*
Julian: Greetings, wonderful citizens, and you nerds!
Artemis: *waving happily* Hi!
Miraculous Ladybug AU
Georgia, we keep coming up with a lot of aus that we probably won’t do anything with...
Ladybug- Artemis
Chat Noir- Trunks
Queen Bee- Thiandriel
Hawk Moth- Wilson
Rena Rogue- Gabato
Carapace/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle- Bullseye
Peacock Miraculous- Julian