Getting to know Me.
So how have you been handling the cold weather? I'm over it. My goosebumps have flown south for the winter. With Spring getting closer I figure we will be able to mingle with people again. So I thought it might be nice if I had some things about myself I could easily share with those I'm just getting to know. I'll share some with you. First off I've never been a member of someone's fan club. I would love to see that lady from the commercials who's fallen and can't get up, get herself up on her own. Just brush herself off and say, "Hey no problems here." I also will never try and give someone marriage advice. My only marriage insight is early on the wife and I sat down and had a long heart to heart and we agreed that I will never be Chip Gaines or Ty Pennington. I do get a kick out of some of those tabloid headlines you see at grocery store checkouts. I admit they're ridiculous but still fun to read. For example, You'd see a magazine headline in bold type, "Jesus the Untold Story." I'm curious. How Jesus preferred a fake Christmas tree to a real one. He would only wear high-top sandals. And believe it or not, Jesus had one girl in school he called a skank. Sure I don't believe it, but I'd have fun reading it. My wife would yell at me for picking the magazine up, but, I would tell her, "I'm just trying to learn more about the Bible." It's been one heck of a year. I'm not accepting this new normal. I want the real normal back. I did manage to take my wife out for Valentine's Day. Yes, I made a reservation and everything. yep once every few years I rise to the occasion. She had mentioned how she'd like to revisit Niagara Falls since that's where we honeymooned. I offered a compromise. How about we take a slow drive-thru a car wash? I won't share her response.

















