#tachypomp

[asokkalypsenow]

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If I Die Before You-Ludwig Goransson

[praetorian-guard]

tachypomp replied to your post:tachypomp replied to your post:tachypomp replied...

………………this is true. but :( :( :( :( :( im lazy

why would you deprive me of your presence :( :( :(

we probably won't have school tomorrow anywayyyy

[praetorian-guard]

comic books, the iliad, history, achilles/patroclus, hamtilon/laurens

i will take all these things

[asokkalypsenow]

tachypomp replied to your post “friends i need you do do me a solid and figure out what percentage of...”

about 51.7%

more data that supports my hypothesis excellent

soon i will get a cool grant for the study on "how much leg is TOO MUCH leg"

[phillipgallager]

just do all of them, A-Z

thanks vi :)

A: Who was the last person to piss you off? What did they do? 

i can't think of anything! which i guess is good, i haven't been angry lately haha. oh wait yes i can, although it wasn't as much angry as irritated. one of my friends just put me in a slightly uncomfortable situation with a guy.

B: Do you miss your ex? What would you do to get them back? 

no exes, so...

C: If you had to choose between your best friend or your significant other dying, who would you choose? 

as i have no significant other, this is an easy choice haha

D: Everyone has a few demons, what's your worst one? 

comparing myself to my friends

E: Have you ever cheated on somebody? 

no

F: Are you a virgin? 

yes

G: Do you believe in ghosts? 

nope because i would probably pee my pants 3x a day if i did

H: If you knew your girlfriend/boyfriend would be truly happier without you, would you leave? 

hmm. i think so, yes.

I: If you liked someone with a terminal illness, would you still date them knowing they might not live much longer? 

without considering extenuating circumstances, yes

J: If you sold your soul, what would it be for? 

probably for my family to be secure and happy

K: Would you ever kill someone? What would be a good reason? 

jesus, i mean. self defense??? if it was a me-or-them kind of thing? they'd have to be truly evil

L: Have you ever told a big lie, one that you felt bad for? Did you ever come clean? 

i can't think of any huge lie, but i still feel bad when i outrightly lie to my parents because i'm a big sissy

M: Is there anything that you'd never do for any amount of money? 

kill someone? lick the floor of a public restroom? idk

N: Would you consider yourself vain or narcissistic? 

to some extent, yes

O: Are you open minded, or do you judge people and things before you give them a chance? 

i think i'm pretty open-minded, but there's always room for improvement

P: Politics, what are your thoughts on them? 

well i have my own personal views on political topics, but in general i think it's important to be well-informed about current politics

Q: Do you prefer peace and quiet, or loud chaos? 

depends on the mood i'm in, really

R: Religion, what is yours? Do you believe in a god? 

not religious, no god. i guess you could say i'm kind of spiritual

S: What is your sexual preference (straight, gay, bi, pan, ace)? 

straight

T: What is your favorite sexual position? 

uh

U: Has anyone you knew ever died? If so, who? 

my grandparents

V: Do you ever want children? 

i'm undecided. i honestly really don't ever want to give birth, so if i did have kids they'd probably be adopted, but i still don't know if i really want to deal with raising children.

W: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? 

new england

X: Do you do drugs? Drink? Smoke? 

none of the above

Y: Is there anything you wouldn't do for love? 

uh, yes?? crazy shit? i mean if someone's like "hey babe go skin a bear for me" i'm probably gonna say no

Z: Would you ever have sex for money?

most likely no.

[rawstrawbs]

1, 2, 6, 13, 19, 27, 31, 42!

1: Virgin?

yes

2: Shoe size

I am a size 7 yo

6: Age you get mistaken for

12-15. mostly 12. i am 12.

13: Biggest turn ons

I never think of this but hmmmmmm.. i guess i find intelligence attractive but not the “cocky i am so much smarter than u ur dumb ha” kind ya feel.  humor and kindness definitely! and seeing someone talk about what they love is just the cutest thing

19: A fact about your personality

i am way too sarcastic and i apologize (the things i think but never say) but i’m nice! and weird. and awkward.

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

just a lame crush but he’s very very smart and tends to be quiet until need be and when he speaks beautiful beautiful thoughts are heard and angels sing and i faint. I don’t have any classes with him this year unfortunately but it’s whatevs

31: What your last text message says

me to my friend emily: yes that’s how i have a whole 3 months supply of choc chip waffles in my freezer

42: The last thing I ate

my daddy’s beef stew made my belly warm n happy :’)

[praetorian-guard]

All of the multiples of 4!

4. Last song you listened to

I just got back from the Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert, so their last song! They were pretty good - I knew so little about them I thought they were an actual orchestra until tonight so I don't know the name.

Skipping 8.

12. had sex

Yes.

There's no sixteen.

20. Found out someone was talking about you

Behind my back or the like? Not that I can recall, but hell, it's been a long year.

No 24 either.

Or 28.

32. What are you listening to right now

My poor laptop's fan.

36. Favorite colour

Blue.

40. Male or female What's your gender?

I'm a girl, I guess.

44. Eye color

Blue w/ a ring of green around the irises.

48. What do you like about yourself

That I'm trying to like myself.

No 52.

56. First Bestfriend

Pretty sure that should be two words. Well, since our moms liked each other, Lindsey and John; first best friend of my own volition would probably be Carlos.

60. Drinking

Nothing.

64. Want kids?

No. I wouldn't make a good parent. Kids are great, though, assuming I can give them back when they do something I don't like.

68. Hugs or kisses

Hugs.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

I don't ... really have a preference? Besides, 'nice' is such a relative descriptor.

76. Kissed a stranger

Nope.

80. Broken someone's heart

Ruined someone's crush, probably. But 'broken someone's heart'? That's a little serious.

84. Cried when someone died

Yeah.

88. Love at first sight

Lust at first sight, yes. Love, no.

92. Angels

No

96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About

I only have one ex.

100. Do you like the way you look?

It could be worse!