#taco god

[captainpirateface]

TACO TIME!!!!

[dinosaur-with-knife-hands]

You... You ate the taco god? Dang it Stabby where am I supposed to get my tacos now

Never fear!

While I ate the taco god I also gained their entire empire

which means I have control over every taco ever and I may or may not have cursed each taco so when you eat them you have the high school musical soundtrack stuck in your head for the next week 

The food gods aren’t pleased but they’re only jealous because I’m the fun one 

[luminousjellyfishy]

Yes another event 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 And I want tacos please!

Oh god I’m terrified.

AND HERE YOU GO!

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[dinosaur-with-knife-hands]

How do they react to the mortal garlic bread? If you keep this up they're going to destroy you, Stabbington

Bold of you they didn’t already destroy me before my mortal garlic bread stunt

I was filled their palace with the murder hornet bees which may be the reason why they went away so fast

As punishment I was first to fist fight the taco god and win in a time vortex

It took a century but I eventually won buy eating them and gaining the powers of the food gods

[dinosaur-with-knife-hands]

... what was the winning prank?

It was quite an interesting story.....

It started off when I managed to dye Darth Vader’s helmet green when he was sleeping

Then is got more extreme when he got bad and chased my through an abandoned warehouse but I tripped a wire and the whole building exploded

So to run away from the wrath of the garlic bread god I jumped on a Yeti and run away into the night with the now green Darth Vader cursing my name

I only won because Darth Vader got zapped by the Taco god because he didn’t escape fast enough

You thought he died because of Palpatine the lighting dude? You fools

[pony-ivan]

No one ever tells me anything!

@rosa-the-pirate​

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[headlesshomo]

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