#tagsplosion

[bibliosauruswrecks]

For some unholy reason, my family took the notion to watch The Legend of Boggy Creek tonight and, y’all I forgot just how bad this movie is...

[jordomemestar]

NANI?!?!??!!!!??

“There’s a reason for your defeat Iblis. One simple reason, you pissed me off.” “Yare yare daze, its no use!” “Don’t underestimate me because I’m slow.”

[bibliosauruswrecks]

Let’s Play a Round of “Hey! It’s That Guy!”

*starts Season 5*

Hey, don’t I know you from somewhere?

*Drama ensues*

Fascinating, but I swear I know that guy from somewhere...

*Drama intensifies*

Snow, why the hell are you taking an infant along on your quest to stop your adult daughter from going all Darth Swan? Also, Arthur’s beard is both suspicious and familiar...

*a convenient plot device appears*

Walking into Camelot awful easy, aren’t we? Never trust a guy with a dodgy beard and a friendly smile who says he’s been expecting you.

*Darth Swan appears*

I knew that was too easy. And seriously, Arthur, who are you in my character encyclopedia?

*credits roll*

Wait, what just happened?

*starts 5x01 again*

Oh, hey there, Jopson.

*beat*

Jopson!

[bibliosauruswrecks]

More Firefly/The Terror AU Headcanons

You know, because that’s exactly what this fandom needs.

After they stumble across the Franklin expedition, Jayne’s convinced that these starving, half-froze men are Reavers until Simon patiently explains that “No, you man-ape; they’ve got scurvy and lead poisoning!”

Everyone’s confused by Zoe for about ten minutes before just deciding to roll with it, because they’ve been trapped on the ice for two years by now, and a black woman in a position of authority isn’t the weirdest thing they’ve seen.

River spends several hours crawling around in the ships’ rigging before anyone can convince her to come down.

Jayne, Wash, and Blanky get completely plastered one night, and then teach him the lyrics to “The Hero of Canton.” Kaylee films it.

Crozier, Fitzjames, and Mal share a drink and talk captainy things. This eventually becomes a swapping of war stories and the like.  Fitzjames pulls out his usual standby about getting shot by the Chinese, Crozier tells about the reindeer, and Mal shares the story about Tracey stealing the colonel’s mustache.  Wash walks by and chimes in with the time Mal accidentally got married, which nearly resulted in them all being electrified to death and Serenity being sold for parts.

Kaylee and Jopson hit it off right away. Simon is not the slightest bit jealous about this. Nope. Not at all. Absolutely not.

Shepherd Book gives a moving sermon about loving one’s neighbor, all while giving Hickey the side eye because preachers can sense Murderous Intent.

River and Silna form a silent rapport, because who cares about language barriers and/or missing tongues when you have telepathy? This delights Goodsir to no end because now, instead of trying to guess, he can just ask.

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The Bibliosaur Gets Introspeculative

You know what the truly horrible thing is about The Terror, for me at least? It’s not the gore. It’s not the monster. It’s not the breakdown of society, the illnesses, or the crew’s slow descent into madness.

Imagine being an introvert on the Franklin expedition.

Imagine being an introvert stuck on one of those ships with 130 (give or take) of your closest friends and nowhere to go. You can’t go for a walk; you’ll freeze to death. Unless your a high-ranking officer, you don’t have your own bunk, so forget about finding an empty quiet space to process and unload all that sensory input.

Forget about the lead poisoning; I would’ve lost my mind long before that set in.

I suppose my current situation is what’s brought on this new introspection.

I’m the only introvert in a family of extroverts trapped in a very small house over a holiday weekend with literally nowhere to go. I hid in a closet earlier today. It wasn’t any less quiet and I nearly suffocated, but at least people stopped asking me to do things for them for a little while. It’s been only 48 hours, and I’m exhausted.

It’s also got me to wondering: If hiding in closets is what I’m doing after two days, how would I be after two years on Terror or Erebus?

Also, it’s 2018. Why the hell am I the only person in this house who knows how to operate the DVD player?

[the-gasp-at-the-gateway]

New: Page 16 [Undead]

[stuff-and-shenanigans]

And now, a myriad of tags I am using currently as I mock the rest of the fandom while patiently waiting for tonight to watch Sherlock on iPlayer.

#silently chuckling/crying to myself because everyone and their mother's livestream is dying due to sherlock #look at your life look at your choices #you broke the bbc – well done, fandom *slow clap* #i haven't even seen the episode but the irony is I already have a magnet that says that #a scandal in banana

[heroes-and-cons]

laura's quality tags post v. 2.0

some of these are fucking ridiculous

#apple juice man fucking delicious #aquarian soulmates js #at least it's not gay porn...i mean what #boyfriends #BYE FOLLOWERS #blllolllu #BYE OVARIES IT'S NOT LIKE I NEEDED YOU FOR REPRODUCTION ANYWAY #crying tears of vomit #douchecanoes #DON'T MIND ME I'LL JUST BE WEEPING QUIETLY IN THE CORNER #DARREN WE CAN BE CHIPPED TOOTH SOULMATES #everything is gay and nothing hurts #fried egg #feminine enough without crying #gay rights or gtfo #GUYS THIS IS BAAAD #he's wearing flannel #it's just raining on my face #i don't have a cigarette kink or anything #jesus take the wheel #king of the hipsters #laura has no life blog '11 #let the shit be stirred #RYAN MURPHY IS SUCH A TEASE #suck my dick #seriously what is it with babies on my sims #SENOR BALE FTW #TAGSPLOSION #tumblr what even are you #THAT FUCKING GLEE GUY #vomiting rainbows #voice porn #WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY #wtf is my subconscious saying here #YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE #you are so dumb. you are really dumb forreal #YOU MAKE IT SO EASY FOR ME TO LOVE YOU #you can breathe all over me bb