“this is why god hates us” - @bringfreedom, as @tailorspied does a dramatic reading of the ‘john laurens loves ham’ fic.
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“this is why god hates us” - @bringfreedom, as @tailorspied does a dramatic reading of the ‘john laurens loves ham’ fic.
[ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re
OLD MEME // PROBS STILL ACCEPTING
[ TXT : 👻 ] herc???????[ TXT : 👻 ] dude whats wrong[ TXT : 👻 ] r u ok?????????????[ TXT : 👻 ] call me ok
@tailorspied // CONTINUED.
[ MSG. fighty mcFreckle ]: WHAT T HE FUCK JOHN W HY
[ MSG. fighty mcFreckle ]: I DONT REMEMBER LAST NIGHT AT ALL J ESUS
[ MSG. fighty mcFreckleFace ]: AT LEAST TELL ME I WON AGAINST THAT GUY
[ TXT : 👻 ] I HAVE NO IDEA WHY BUT ITS THE BEST PIC IVE EVER SEEN IN MY L I F E [ TXT : 👻 ] I THINK U WON ?????? [ TXT : 👻 ] WAIT FUCK [ TXT : 👻 ] OH MY GDO [ TXT : 👻 ] OKOKOK IN THE PIC THE OTHER GUYS BACK IS TO ME [ TXT : 👻 ] SO I DIDNT REALIZE BUT [ TXT : 👻 ] ITS ALEX??????? [ TXT : 👻 ] WHICH MEANS U DEF WON LMAO
[Text:] It’s very rude to dive mouth-first into someone’s crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it
TFLN. // ACCEPTING.
[ TXT : 👻 ] 1. liSTEN I TOLD U THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT[ TXT : 👻 ] I DID NOT MEAN TO DIVE IN2 UR CROTCH I SWEAR TO JESUS CHRIST[ TXT : 👻 ] 2. wtf u have a wife??????[ TXT : 👻 ] since when[ TXT : 👻 ] who tf[ TXT : 👻 ] i need answers herc[ TXT : 👻 ] esp since my next question was gonna be whether or not i could non-accidentally dive mouth-first onto ur crotch sometime ????? bUT NOT IF U HAVE A WIFE ?????????????????????
@tailorspied replied to your post: here we have an accurate depiction of how pouty...
whenever someone complains abt the cold herc is just vine.co/v/OJdbJ…
HJGFDHJFG IM SCREAMING THATS SO GOOD
ratherbedivisivethanindecisive replied to your post: @ratherbedivisivethanindecisive replied to your...
alex will just gripe about snowball fights. because it’s /snow/ john. it’s fucking /cold/, john. he’s going back inside before he freezes his balls off, john. STOP THROWING SNOWBALLS AT HIM, JOHN.
listen snowball fights are the one thing that bring john joy during the winter don’t take that away from him alex. just throw some snowballs back, alex. just snowball fight him, alex.
tailorspied replied to your post: get ur own dicc do we really need snacks? disney...
d i c c
get ur own
get ur own dicc do we really need snacks?
disney god OF COURSE WE DO DON’T BE RIDICULOUS JOHN
get ur own dicc shit you right ( x )
@gloryardent, @tailorspied i read this and thought of you two.
[text] I'm pathetic, I'm so sorry
texts. // no longer accepting.
[ TXT : 👻 ] herc[ TXT : 👻 ] shut up[ TXT : 👻 ] youre not pathetic at all ??????[ TXT : 👻 ] ur literally the LEAST pathetic person in the world [ TXT : 👻 ] who called u pathetic. i’ll punch them.