Apr 15
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the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs
used ant poison to kill the colony’s queen. now the workers are just rejoicing at the end of their monarchy and have established an Athenian direct democracy system instead. so basically i’m completely fucked
when Jerma isn’t on camera his fusion destabilizes and he turns back into Northernlion and WayneRadioTV
if you ever feel insecure about your writing and themes just watch a playthrough of Detroit: Become Human and you'll feel so much more confident in yourself
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Ushiromiya Natsuhi” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: We have to support Krauss through this trial
My buddy Phillip pacing: the servants are lying to us
i’ve never seen a baby pigeon before. maybe they don’t even reproduce. maybe they just appear in cities like a particle effect
person who has only seen the Venture Bros and House M.D. watching Pluribus:
“so when does Dr. Pluribus show up?”
heard a lady at the vet ask about a dog’s gender by asking if it was beautiful or handsome