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Chunk is bored

Parents: -Play a show in the middle of a season when you haven't seen a single episode-

Parents: Why aren't you paying attention?

You: I don't know what's going on.

Parents: Well you'd know if you watched every episode like us.

"You should just accept the gender you were born with!"

How have I only just developed Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?

I wish I weren't so terrible at............almost everything.

I'm SO angry?????? Like????? SO so angry?????????

I don't WANT to be??????????? It's not a choice????????

But I guess it's better than feeling lonely and helpless???

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