All fics are aged to adults, Fem! POV, and consensual. Written by a human for humans.
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(late post, haven't opened tumblr for a long long time ;-;) i loved drawing Ouri the most, especially the part that i decided of making the two pages a contrast for his b side and when he's on stage. The colors and leftovers of printed out stickers really helped me out a lot ! I adore designing my sketchbook to make it as lively as possible ^^
Why does he sound like he's making a potion 😥 He is so not okay. I'm scared for her.
No don't trap her against the door that cake isn't good 😭NOOO HE TURNED THE CHARM!!! I WANT TO SCREAM HES STARRING INTO HER SOUL
Okay she's thinking I'm in the clear now
NO NO I'M NOT DID HE JUST LICK HERRR???
This episode was not for the faint of heart. We go from Tamon trying to die to seducing. I worry about his mental state and mine the more I watch this show.
Im back simping over a mean money making secret softie (other one is kyoya ootori) anyways yeah im back. I like green now
"Housekeeping!"
You call out before opening the door to the small house you're assigned to. Your hair is combed back with a cloth, your apron ironed and clean and cleaning supplies in hand. This will be an easy job!
You step inside.
Hell breaks loose.
"WAAAAH THERE'S AN INTRUDER!!!"
"Guys don't wake mom!"
"It's a kidnapper coming to get you Kento!"
"Oh Hello! You must be the new hou-"
"WAAAAAH I DON'T WANNA BE KIDNAPPED!!"
Okay so there's 4 kids in your vision. One is crying his eyes out, another one is tormenting said crying child, and another kid trying to break up said fight. You direct your attention to the calm kid. Looks like he's the oldest of the group and in highschool.
"Sorry don't worry about them. I'm Yuuto."
Yuuto extends a hand to yours, clasping your hand in between his. You sheepishly shake his hand, craning your neck to watch the chaos. "Ah them? It's alright, they're just having fun!"
Doesn't really seem fun for the crying kid!! As the three fight, the one with glasses bumps into a cabinet, making it rock back and forth. A box on top of the furniture tumbles down. And before you could think, you're dashing towards the kids.
With a lunge, you catch the box before it goes shattering onto the mean kid's head. He looks up at you with wide eyes, realizing what just happened. He's stunned. Like literally.
The kid just stands there, staring up at you in disbelief. "Are you an angel?"
Your face flushes. Who knew these kids could be nice! Before you could respond, th glasses kid drags the other two to the couch, making sure they're okay. After placing the box down, you take a peek into the cardboard confines. An old, porcelain, lucky cat. The types to wave. "Why would this be packed up..?"
Now that you get a good look around, the entire house is a mess with clothes everywhere, food tossed around and hazards. So many hazards.
You're gonna be busy for a long time.
-/-
The floor is finally shiny. The walls are not cluttered with splatters of food. And you can actually sit on the furniture now. Your job here is done.
While cleaning, you eventually learnt all the kid's names. Besides Yuuto, there was Ryuuto, the kid that called you an angel. There was Shuuto, the one with the oversized glasses. And the crybaby and youngest, Kento, who gladly calmed down soon after.
From what you gathered (thanks to Yuuto), was that their mother fell ill a week ago and had no one but her oldest to take care of the 5 other children. Yes there's 6 in total, you wonder why and how.
But who are you to judge a struggling family? You're already struggling enough in college, let alone trying to support your favourite idol on top of that.
According to Yuuto, the 2 other boys that weren't showing their faces just yet were named Kaito and Keito. Fitting. Speaking of that...
"Mr. Third Tachibana! Come out for dinner!" You stood in front of Keito's door, tapping your foot impatiently. Not a single peep from beyond the doir. At least have some manners, you think! You even went out of your way to fix the paper nameplate on the door!
Sighing, you eventually give up and turn to the kitchen to check on the other boys. This house desperately needed a figure to keep things in check.
And once again, the kitchen was a mess. You just cleaned it too! Oh well.
This is going to be a long day...
-/-
Few weeks.
Few weeks of hell? Of torture? No no those are too extreme.
Few weeks of being paid in exchange of your hard work!
Okay maybe torture but you got used to it eventually!
You only arrived on Thursdays and somehow each time you came back, it looked like a tornado hit.
And it wasn't better when Ms. Tachibana still couldn't get better. She was still with a cold, despite weeks of resting. She was presumably working behind your back, trying to take care of her kids. Poor lady...
Eventually your shifts were increased. 2 days to 3 days to the whole week. So every day after your lectures you made a beeline to the Tachibana house. And as time passed you started to ooen your eyes.
Why were these Tachibanas, so similar to your favourite idol Keito Tachibana?!
It had to be a coincidence. Surely. But Yuuto looked so similar- no all of the brothers looked similar to the face you've engraved in your mind! They even apparently have a brother named Keito!!! Are you blund?! In denial?! Is this real?!?!
Well after all, how was the family affording the housekeeping service? Ubless some agency or something is covering the fees, they wouldn't be able to afford daily housekeeping services!
So it has to be Keito's family right? But what if it isn't?
And why would you even want to serve for your favourite idol's family? This isn't a fantasy realm where you're the maid for the all royal Tachibana family! But that would be a dream wod come true... like a real like fantasy book.
Like all those F/ACE royalty fanfics you read till you fall asleep-
"Are you okay? You're staring into space!" A boy stands in front of you, waving a hand. You finally snap out of it, shaking your head. "Ah! Hello, so sorry! Are you... Kaito?"
Realizing you haven't seen this person before, you tilt your head as you think. The boy nods, rubbing the back of his neck. "Ah yeah, sorry for startling you. We haven't met right?"
"I'm Kaito. I've been studying in my room all the times you come over."
After introducing yourself, and making some small talk, you twobusy yourself in different parts of the kitchen. Once you were done mopping, as you put the mop back into the basket, Kaito calls out to you. "Have you met Keito yet? He's coming over for dinner tonight!"
Oh?
"He's been busy with his idol work but he's finally coming home!"
Idol work..?
"He's going to be cooking some Onigiri for us so I'm really excited. The last time we had Onigiri was the last time he visited with Ms. Kinoshita and Tamon-sama!"
Holy hell YOU'VE BEEN HOUSEKEEPING FOR KEITO'S FAMILY!!!
And he's coming over! Wait
He's coming over.
You almost knock over the mop bucket as you push it to the front door. Keito shouldn't have to cook for all his family! He deserves to be treated with comfort always! To think your beloved airhead idol was taking care of such rowdy children on top of his idol work!
Kaito watches as you speedrun around the kitchen, your movements a blur. He licks his ice cream. Turns on his heel and goes back to his room.
-/-
The door unlocks.
You resist all the urges to greet Keito at the door. You don't want to harass him in his own home let alone make him feel uncomfortable! Be a shadow you say... just a lucky shadow that gets to observe the greatness of Keito Tachibana treating his siblings with the care of a mother...
"WAAAAAAAH!!"
You should've probably kept an eye on Kento and Ryuuto. This is possibly the worst timing for their shenanigans. Before you could rush over to help Shuuto break up the fight, a loud voice echoed through the room. A loud and angry voice.
"EVERYONE QUIET DOWN!!!"
Keito storms in, wearing glasses?
"RYUUTO TOOK MY ICE CREAM!"
"This again? It didn't have your name on it!"
"Ryuuto, Kento was about to eat that! It was in his hand."
Keito (?) takes a long, hearty sigh and storms over to the kitchen. Where you stood. Panicking, you dived behind the couch, shimmying you way to hide in the bathroom. You watched as Keito (??) opens the fridge and takes another strawberry ice cream bar. He gives it to Kento before turning to lecture Ryuuto.
"Next time just get another ice cream bar! And stop tormenting Kento, Ryuuto!"
"But I wasn't-"
"Ah. Ah ah ah."
Snatching the ice cream bar package from Ryuuto's hand, Keito rips it open and psses it back to his brother. "Just enjoy your snack."
"Okay!" Ryuuto huffs before happily eating his ice cream. Yuuto ushers the trio to the couch as Keito turns to the kitchen. Now that he thinks about it, the house looks clean. Oddly clean.
"God why are they even having ice cream before dinner? I need to make it quick..." Assuming that the housekeeper was already long gone, Keito starts planning what food to make. Then pauses.
You stood there in the hallway, sheepishly smiling. You looked like a mess, since it was almost the end of your shift. "Uhm... Mr. First Tachibana..?"
"What did you just call me?"
"I didn't mean to insult you!!! I just call your family by the order of siblings. You're Keito Tachibana right..?"
"Yes. And you're the housekeeper Ms. Kinoshita recommended right? Your housekeeping company charges too much."
You don't get paid enough in your humble opinion. And Utage recommended you?! Now that you think about it, she's been acting off for a while. A long while. Did she also housekeep for F/ACE?! How else would she have recommended you out of all people to THE Keito Tachiaban?!
"Yes. I'm the Housekeeper hired to help! I already made dinner so please, enjoy."
Keito raises an eyebrow. He approaches you, this skeptical aura radiating off of his tall stature. He was even more handsome in person... albeit scary like this. What happened to the caring man you fell in love with on screen?!
"If Ms. Kinoshita recommended you, either you're able to keep a secret or you're a obsessed fan of F/ACE."
"...both? I wouldn't say obsessive I-"
"I've heard enough. Don't get close to me."
Keito turns on his heel and calls out to his siblings for dinner. Well so much for being a shadow... What was his deal???