Oct 25, 2013
Chopsticks
So me and my friend Abbi are chilling at my house (she laying on the counter and me making food) when i leave the room to grab the chapstick.
She calls out, "where are you going?"
me: to get the chapstick
abbi: the what?
me: the chapstick!
abbi: the chopsticks??
me: why would i have chopsticks in the bathroom?
it goes kinda quiet and when i come out she's laughing. she says:
"when you said that, i started seriously contemplating why you would need chopsticks in the bathroom"
its like, oops, i lost my tampon up there, thank goodness i have these handy dandy chopsticks....
i. love. her.