Mar 26, 2016
I'll never get sick of Full House
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I'll never get sick of Full House
Coworker: How do you cook beets, and what do you do with them?
Me: The only thing I do with beets is drop them.
*After a pause, everyone laughs*
Customer: That was funny but really lame.
Me: Good, because I am funny and really lame.
Today at work after I finished ringing up a customer, their young child said "i love you" to me as they were leaving and I almost responded "I love you too" until I remembered that I don't actually know these people.
idk why they hired me
Me: That will be $16.95 Coworker: That's such a good number. It sounds like you're in a commercial. Me: *infomercial voice* For 3 easy payments of $16.95 you can purchase my soul. Just kidding I sold it to this store already.
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I grew up watching the Tanner's, not the Kardashian's.
— Forever90s (@Forever90s) July 26, 2012