#taranzasuggestions

[smash-and-friends-misquotes]

“The date was going well until she realized my Roomba was actually 2,400 spiders under a frisbee.”

— Taranza

[kirby-suggestions]

Wow everyone, it looks like the time for giving gifts is finally here! I know a lot of people have already sent some gifts around, but I decided to send all of mine out at once! Of course, all of you recipients will have, hopefully, already found your gift and unwrapped it before reading this. How did I get you the presents across time and space near instantaneously? The ESP Ability, of course! Gotta love that PSI Teleport Omega!

First of all, we have some of my first Tumblr pals! @doomguy-suggestion for you I managed to get ahold of some elemental bombs! Fire, Water, Ice, Electric, Wind, they’re all there! Hopefully you can find some way to replicate them to improve your arsenal! Though if you can’t, at least know that these can do some heavy damage to all sorts of horrors across many dimensions! Then for @nuesuggestion my alien pal on Earth, I got you a galaxy-travelling guide! Filled with the locations and other information about all sorts of planets in the universe! From Corneria to Zebes to Hocotate, this’ll show you where you want to go across the stars! Who knows, maybe it’ll help convince a certain friend of yours about just how real aliens are.

Of course, we also have my friends closer to home! @metaknightsuggestion I may go pretty hard on you around here, but you’re still my friend, don’t forget that! For you, I got you a new block designed to put a sword into for storage/display! Keeping so many around to throw towards new challengers must be kinda difficult, so here’s a new piece to help with that! @darkmatter-suggestions I’m so glad to hear that you’re trying hard to become friends with everyone! I know you care about Gooey, so I got you a fishing rod! Now maybe the two of you will be able to have some bonding time together again! @taranzasuggestions it’s good to see you around here! I got you a Dededoll, since I know just how hard you worked to capture him that one time, now you can say you have a Dedede of your own! @dark-kirby-suggestions oh boy my mirror self! For you, I got the Copy Ability Scroll for Laser! Charge up that blast for bouncing all over those mirrors! I’m sure it’ll make for a great move! @zanpartizannesuggestions a newer friend with an electric twist! I got you and your sisters a big gift basket full of Dream Land foods! Since you’re new around here, I figured I’d give you and your sisters some samples of stuff from all over the place!

Then finally, we have my Smash Bros buddies! @samus-aran-the-hunter you may have noticed you didn’t get a physical gift. That’s because for you, I killed Ridley! I also blew up a space pirate base or two on my way to finding him! Of course, I know how much your rival means to you. You probably want to be involved in dealing with him for the last time! That’s why my present for @pirateoverlordridley and all of the other Ridlys on this site is that, congratulations, none of YOU are the Ridly I killed! You all get to keep living for today! @luigismustache my gift for you is a little less intense than that, I got you a new hammer! Dream Land hammers may be a little small for someone of your size, but I think you’ll find it VERY effective at what it does regardless! @link-suggestion my gift for you is pretty similar, since it’s a sword! I hear you have a problem with your weapons breaking all of the time, but a Dream Land sword is SURE to last a long, long time. It’s also pretty good at destroying all sorts of unfathomable monsters, just like the bombs I have Doomguy! Of course, it is made for people standing at roughly eight inches tall, so it may be a little shorter than what you’re used to using! That brings me to @younglink-suggetion I got you a cutter! Upgrade that boomerang of yours to a yellow, bladed one! It’ll be great for you I’m sure! @good-boy-wolf-link for you, have this Ninja cloak! They can use it to blend into the background of basically anywhere! Now you can avoid being seen regardless of the plane of existence you end up on! @zelda-suggestion I know you’re into kicking butt with all sorts of magic, so that’s why I got you the Copy Ability scroll for the Magic ability! Hopefully you’ll be able to pick up some Dream Land techniques! @lucas-suggestion I got you a book that should hopefully help you out some! It was kinda difficult to find, but eventually I got you a copy of Overcoming Shyness! I don’t think they make this one in your time period! @solid-snakegestions my stealth-based friend! I got my pal Taranza to help make a magical web net! Throw this on someone and it’ll cocoon them up in an instant! Hopefully that’ll make for some neat nonlethal stealth takedowns! @witch-mom-bayonetta for you I got a whole four Shotzo pistols! I figured if your pal Ronin could make you weapons from your defeated enemies, Suzie probably could too! And I was right! Have fun shooting stuff down in a more Dream Land fashion!

That isn’t absolutely EVERYONE I’ve gotten gifts for of course, but that’s everyone who regularly shows up around here, anyway! I hope you all have a good holiday season filled with good food and great friends! That goes out to everyone reading, of course! Happy Holidays!

[smash-and-friends-misquotes]

Taranza: I may have no style.

Taranza: I may have no grace.

Taranza: But this spider...

Taranza: will shoot you in the face!

*Taranza equips six handguns at once*

[smash-and-friends-misquotes]

Monita, examining a spider web trap: Who thought it was remotely okay to put this here?

Taranza: The point of it is that it’s a trap. It’s to prevent you from just holding forwards.

Monita: Me waiting outside of your house with a flyswatter is also a trap. It’s to prevent you from just leaving your house.

[kirby-suggestions]

Kirby, I’m happy to know you are ace too!

Yeah! Ace bros! Engaging in MAXIMUM FRIENDSHIP!