when I grow up I want to be lois dykestowatchoutfor

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when I grow up I want to be lois dykestowatchoutfor
ao3 comments will be like "i like this line of your fic" and my reply will be like "fantastic thank you here's my entire thought process about how i ended up with that particular line and also an outline for another fic i have and fifteen resources i used to research 1980s politics" and nobody asked for that chill
the OG finally took that L 😔🙏
anthony "acts of service" crowley forced to do words of affirmation and he looks like he's about to have a heart attack the whole time
I think the funniest part of good omens 2 was the false sense of security that seeing the kiss spoiler brought to so many of us. so like up until the last ten or so minutes of ep 6 you're like oh it'll be fine I'm prepared. and then you're absolutely not. arguably you're worse prepared than someone who had no idea a kiss was coming
it was really funny for (presumably omnipotent) god to be like um yeah aziraphale is totally the guy for the job. this is because of his leadership skills (had to bribe people with books in order to get them to come to a shopkeepers association meeting). not at all because I want to be able to tamp down the threat he represents w his little anarchist demon partner
therapy affirmation: my horse is normal sized
the worst part about getting broken up with the day before valentine's day is everyone I know is in a relationship so I can't complain to them without harshing the mood for tomorrow yknow