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[randomoutsiders]

Hey! Could you write something about Peter Parker (Andrew's version) asking the popular reader to take his virginity?

(this is set in a college!au :) )

evidence of prior students is carved into the tray table that unfolds from beside his auditorium chair and over his jumping legs, initials of a and g etched out of its once-smooth surface. peter courses the pad of his thumb over the groove, swallowing a thick weight in the back of his throat when you turn into his aisle, head turned over your shoulder to wave away a friend.

discarding your friend is a strange occurence, and the taste of rubber is bitter when the man sinks his teeth into that of his pencil, watching when you maneuver into a seat beside him and toss your tote over the one beside you. "hey," you rummage for a notebook, hiking a leg up and wedging your heel into the cheap cushion under your bottom. "angela forgot her glasses so she wants to sit up closer, but i'd rather die than be closer than i have to be to that asshole," a page nearly tears when you flip through the notebook.

peter forces a snort, trepidation pinpricking at his thumping chest when your bicep brushes against his own, and the heat that climbs up his jugular is seemingly not paralleled with the pretty girl on his right. "tell me about it," his hand drops against the plastic of the tiny tabletop. "he's too hard on grading."

he bites his tongue about the sterling marks he's recently received, rapping the wood of the writing utensil against the desk. "you got my text, didn't you?" he forces a whisper, slinking back further into his chair.

at this point, the knees of his long legs push into the seat in front him, and he hides from the annoyed glance from the student in said seat, but is grateful for the match-up in height.

you nod, licking over your lips. "yeah, you said you could help me with this unit, right? and as a thank you, i can bring dinner."

he shakes his head, using his thumb nail to fidget with the engraved initials. "i was thinking you could thank me.. another way, maybe?" he gnaws on the inside of his cheek.

"what are you thinking?"

his pupils swarm, ebbing and growing until they swarm out the warm brown of his irises. he looks over at you, and the piercing black that blinks back at you tugs at your heart strings. "figured i'd.. give this whole sex thing a try," he muscles out, cheeks a rosy pink. "and thought you were a good person to try it out with... how does that sound?"

you tongue at your cheek at his bashful expression, nodding. "you're getting bold, pete."

he swallows again, and adjusts himself awkwardly. "oh.. cause.. dinner is fine too. i'm.. i'm fine with dinner."

"no, peter," you slap playfully at his bouncing knee. "i'd love to. just make sure you have some extra condoms on hand, i don't think i have anymore.

[pendragon-writes]

TASM!Peter Parker Dating Headcanons

Okay depending on if you're a vigilante or not will depend on what dating is like, if you're just a local civilian then I hope you're prepared and know how to stitch wounds cause now you do lol, even if you aren't the best at it it still helps to know that you tried.

If you happen to be a vigilante though (Superpowers or not) You will both, be patching each other up after a long day depending on how wild things got in the city of New York. 

But we can before we go into more detail on that let's start with how you two met.

Now it honestly depends on how it went, you probably met him in your civilian self when he was being spider-man and noticed he was down in the dumps, so you climbed up the fire escape to the building he was sitting at and joined him.  

He noticed you walk up to him, and recognized you as one of his classmates, he was confused at first as to why you were walking up to him but when you tossed him the bag of sweets his mood changed and he smiled under the mask.

That's how your new friendship and soon-to-be relationship with the Spider bloomed.

If you're a vigilante like him then he met you in you're vigilante ego.

Shocking I know.

Well, he met you when he was out skating and was watching you beat up some thugs.

Which, definitely had an effect on him...

What he didn't know was that one of the thugs was behind him as he was too awestruck, and just before the thug could do anything a metal rod was yeeted across and hit him.

Okay okay enough with me going on about that you all came for the dating stuff and as sadistic as I am at times I won't deprive you all.

Peter is definitely the type to take really good photos, well I mean that's kind of an obvious statement but still.

No matter what kind of angle (No matter how ridiculous he looks taking the shot) the photo almost always turns out great.

He is also the type to teach you how to ride a skateboard unless you already know how. In which case he'll take you out to go skateboarding together.

You two have definitely gone webbing together at least once, depending on your reaction to it would determine if he would do it with you again.

If you're both into tech stuff you two would be geeking out at cons and science events together.

If you're not into that kind of stuff he'll still explain it but in terms you know so you can get a better grasp at it.

If you have anything you like to geek out over that he doesn't know about he will spend an entire night learning about it just so the two of you have something to talk about.

If you're in sport (School team or not) he will do his best to watch all games.

If you're in a band, chorus, or anything music-related you bet he will go to that too, recitals and all.

But if you're not in anything like that then he'll support you in whatever is your hobby.

For love language, he definitely gives me a Gift giver and words of affirmation type of guy. He might not be rich but he is definitely talented with his hands (Not in a dirty way you horn dogs). He'll make you gadgets to help you with everyday life and if you have any medical needs or if you're special needs.

For example, if you have to fidget on stuff but want it to not stick out to the public he'd make you a keychain that looks normal but is actually a very nice fidget chain.

This guy has been through a lot and not being able to talk to most people about his alter ego is stressful so just praising him and being there for him is a lot.

He's the type of guy to bring an extra pair of headphones or glasses in case you have sensory problems or get overwhelmed in the environment (As someone who has this I would literally be in love lol).

(Now I don't have DID but this part is for those who do) If you have DID he would do as much as he can to learn about your Alters and get to know each of them.

He also gives me cuddly energy, I don't know why maybe it's in the eyes but yeah.

If you're not a cuddler he would completely get it and respect it whole heartedly.

Movie nights! Just the two of you watching movies(or shows) together.

He's not too big on horror movies but if that's your jam then he would bare through it, just don't be surprised if he jumps in the jumpscares or holds onto you for dear life.

Aunt May adores you wholeheartedly, she keeps bugging Peter to bring you over and when she hears him on the phone with you she always tells him to tell you she says hi.

If you have any pets prepare for him to spoil them rotten, the same goes if you have younger siblings.

You've definitely caught him sleeping with your pet on top of him at least once.

(This I'm basing off fanart I saw someone do)

While he can't straight up talk to spiders he can sort of understand them and they can understand him as well so don't try to be too alarmed if you see him talking to one.

Pet names he would use defer

If you prefer Masc Terms he would use these

Public: Love, Babe, Handsome

Private: My love, Hun, Darling, Good-looking, Romeo.

If you prefer GN Terms he would use these

Public: Love, Babe, Gorgeous

Private: My one, My love, Hun, Good-looking, My person.

Dating wise that's all I have I hope you like it @fadedver and the rest of ya!

[randomoutsiders]

reader going to peter when she feel sad💞

peter's cheeks warm with pinpricks of startled heat when the fervent knock on his door blasts at his eardrums, and he drops his pencil onto his desk. "hold on," he echoes back, shoving away a peek of crimson fabric that dangles over the edge of an open drawer, unaware of the personage on the other side of the wood.

"peter," the older, quivering voice sounds. "your girlfriend's here. keep the door open, will you?"

he reaches for the brass door handle, retching it open. "hi," he breathes, seemingly out of breath, but the light that sparks up in the deep brown of his irises betrays the portrayed fatigue. "thought we were meeting at the library. you all good?"

the worry that weighs at your lips is enough verbiage, yet still subtle enough for his aunt may to forgo the expression. "door will stay open," he assures the troubled woman, who's still hovering by the door frame. "can we get some privacy though.. please?"

with a warbled sigh as her a silent response, may turns away, stalking down the hallway to find the staircase once again.

"hey you," he coos in his gentle whisper, taking your hands as they dangle by your sides. "what's the matter, huh? what's got you so blue?"

you slide onto his thighs, your own bare against the denim fabric of his jeans. "you know that rabbit that was stuck on the side of the road for a bit?" you twine, twisting peter's fingers around like snakes in his lap.

your forehead clunks against the crown of his skull. "yeah, sure i do. the one you've been feeding, right?"

your chin dips in a nod, bottom lip quivering. "well she wasn't there today... i knew it would happen eventually, her leg was looking really strong the other day, and she would be able to leave in no time. but i didn't really think it would happen so soon..."

the male wrestles free his fingers, using them to brush away the twin paths that now course down your cheeks, pacifying your quivering sniff with a draw into his shoulder. "oh, angel," he murmurs, feeling your tears melt into his flannel. "that must have been so hard."

"it was!"

you should be more embarrassed - crying over a healthy rabbit on its next journey - but the ache that pierces at your heart is far too overwhelming to think otherwise. peter just holds you, soothing your woes with gentle embraces. "we'll find a new animal that needs your help, sweetheart," he assures you. "i'm sure you'll find one soon. i'll find you one."

"spiderman: savior of dirty kittens!" you jab with a tearful laugh, smearing away tears with the heels of your hand. "what a title that would be."