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Marcus: When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

Taylor: That's a genius move.

Marcus: Thank you.

Taylor: You're welcome, Marvin.

Thinkin that Jimmy and Taylor’s natural hair color is blonde.

Marcus: Oh, please. You wouldn't hurt a fly.

Taylor: You're right.

Taylor: Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody.

Taylor: You, however, I would maim.

Taylor: You're an awful person.

Marcus: Maybe. But I'm talented and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.

Marcus: I never brag.

Taylor: You once called your face the proof of God's existence.

Marcus: *looking up* So, Jimmy broke up with me.

Taylor: Why are you looking up?

Marcus: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!

Taylor: Marcus is a bitch.

Jimmy: He's dead.

Taylor: Dying did not make him any less of a bitch.

Taylor: What's wrong with you?

Marcus: Most facets of my personality, so I've been told.

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