vampire venom is incredibly flammable… I feel like Kate is the type to spit on or lick something like a rock or something equally as strong and then set it on fire in front of MC just to impress her or freak her out 🤣
...Is it? I have no idea, tbh. 👀
But thank you for bringing this to my attention because that mental image is...something else. Also because, IF her venom was flammable, it would defo be something Kate would pull. 100%. And Tanya would feel torn between scolding tf outta her and join in to prove her venom is more flammable or some shit. Everything is a competition with those two. 💀
And then you have MC, only mildly surprised because ofc their spit is flammable. Of fucking course. Seems right on par with everything she's experienced in this hellhole so far. Some shitshow-
MC: *blinks at the inferno*
Kate, with all the energy of a kid in a toy store: "And??"
MC: *blinks at Kate*
Kate, smug af: "Bet you've never seen a rock on fire."
MC: *still blinking*
Kate, still smug: "Some dope shit, huh?"
MC: "..."
Kate: "...Want me to set something else on fire?"
MC: "..."
Also MC: *turns around without a word*
Kate: "Wha-Hey! Where are you going??"
MC: *disappears into the house just as Carmen comes out*
Carmen: *pauses when she sees the inferno*
Carmen, alarmed: "What happened?!"
Kate, brushing past her: "Humans happened."
Carmen: *watches her go, entirely confused*
Kate, still grumbling in the distance: "Lame ass bunch-*unintelligible*-set her on fire next time-*unintelligible* Women."
Carmen: "..."
Also Carmen: *releases a withering sigh as she goes to get the fire extinguisher*
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Carmen doesn't get nearly enough appreciation for always cleaning up after that unruly bunch. 😔
Thanks a lot for your ask! Loved that one. 🤭💋
(I've read your other ones as well, which I will get to at some point today. Your thoughts on our feral family are hilarious. ❤️)
