CASE STUDY #001: WHY THE HIVE MIND IS THE ONLY LOGICAL CHOICE 🧠📋
As a psychology student (I don’t have the degree yet, so don't quote me in a peer-reviewed journal and this is not official medical advice), I am currently suffering from severe Cognitive Dissonance. I’ve been on Henry’s side since Day One because his commitment to the bit is unparalleled.
Is it antisocial personality disorder? Maybe. Is it a valid reaction to a world that lacks fundamental psychic order? Absolutely. While the kids are running around with their underdeveloped prefrontal cortexes and unregulated emotional outbursts, I am standing in the Red Dimension waving my pom-poms like: “GO OFF, KING! REALIZE YOUR POTENTIAL!!!!HENRY! IGNORE THE UNDERDEVELOPED NEURONS OF THE YOUTH! ERASE THE STATUS QUO!”✨👑
And let’s be biologically real: Jamie Campbell Bower is a psychological hazard. Whether he is being the ‘orderly’ in the lab -Mr. Whatsit - or just staring into my soul with those terrifyingly beautiful eyes, his bone structure is a medical anomaly and my brain short-circuits every time he monologues about the "mediocrity of humans" because, frankly, he’s right cause everyone else is mediocre compared to that jawline. Why would I root for kids with bad haircuts when a 12/10 psychic masterpiece is offering me a seat in the hive mind?
In conclusion, morality is a social construct, but Jamie Campbell Bower’s bone structure is a biological imperative. I’m abandoning my degree to become his personal consultant/cheerleader,I’d rather be a literal vine in a hell dimension than listen to one more flashlight wielding teenager cry. Honestly, the youths are dismissed - get a job and leave my king alone. If it is wrong to want to watch the world burn with a man that attractive, then I don't want to be right. See you in the hive mind losers. I’m going to go help Henry work through his issues by watching the world end.🕷️
Anyway, don’t look for me in the library, I have officially traded my APA Style Guide for a grandfather clock and a blood-red horizon.
Minor Disclaimer: This post is 100% satirical fandom brain-rot. I am still actually finishing my degree and I promise my clinical ethics are intact (mostly). This is just a Jamie Campbell Bower appreciation post disguised as a mid-degree crisis. Do not call the department head
