#team z

[vulnonapix1234]

Robert would catch so many strays in an game of never have I ever.

Team Z would also break their necks with the speed they would turn to him when he takes a sip for an action that was meant for another member.

Prism: never have I ever dangled someone out of a window to get I information!

Flambae: oh fuck you-

Robert, taking one long sip:

Team Z:

[ellethsart]

today i bring you... another flambae sketch bc im obsessed

[crimson-hope]

Soooo I see a lot of people laughing and joking about Robert being on the weaker side(especially after the weight lifting scene) but I just like to remind people that he was in a coma for several months.

And the reason I bring this up is because I want to read fanfictions of the team finding out.

[otakusimp1]

I’m not good at writing but I have this idea and any writers can use it but I would be appreciate it if you tag or just mention me 😭

This is another neglected reader but hear me out

Reader is Bruce’s oldest daughter maybe around dicks age but a little younger

Her mom and stepdad basically got blown into pieces after joker terrorizes Gotham AGAIN for the millionth time

She didn’t really care that she was neglected and came to terms with it when she saw how Bruce was more devoted to dick than her

Focuses on her future and getting through college and she decided to study psychology and become a psychiatrist

After she gets her degree and graduates with Alfred and duke being at her graduation (duke goes because she’s his role model)

Lands a job at the Phoenix program!

Yes! You heard that right she works at dispatch! Yay how exciting!

And she basically does group therapy and individual with team Z

And they notice a golden ring on her finger. Is she married? Who’s her husband? If you thought it was Robert you are CORRECT!

Maybe they got married before Robert even knew what dispatch is and what the phoenix program was

Reader and Robert met when she first moved to LA and saw Robert being depressed in park (you guys have the creative freedom on how they click and become a couple but the do bond over their daddy issues)

But they fall in love and have a cute small and intimate wedding with little beef being the ring bearer (Alfred officiated the wedding ofc)

Alfred and chase are besties

Btw reader found out Robert was Mecha Man fairly early on in their relationship (them detective genes kicked in) and after the whole exploding incident and going into a coma

She freaks out and gets blonde blazer to get Robert to become a dispatcher and maybe help her out in the phoenix program because she knows Robert can get through to the Z team since he’s more into the hero stuff

Back in Gotham Alfred is baking in the kitchen with readers wedding photo framed on the kitchen island

Tim walks in to get coffee, sits on one of the stools as he leans on the island looking at framed photo “why do we have a random couples wedding picture?” (Tim hasn’t seen reader at ALL she left to dorm after Jason died)

And maybe the other batsibs are there hanging out in the kitchen or maybe Dick is helping Alfred

Duke walks by “oh that’s Reader and her husband, She looked so beautiful! Oh and their dog beef is so adorable!” (Duke was invited to the after party)

Dick freezes takes a double take snatched the picture off the island “what?! I thought she was in college still??” Jason walks in to see dick freaking out over the picture ‘wow looks like he finally lost it’ only for dick to grab his shoulders while shaking him violently “did you know reader is married??”

Jasons confused the last time he saw her was when she was in Gotham academy. Then he freaks out like what do you mean my fav older sibling got married and I wasn’t even there to be apart of it, he then proceeded to get angsty

Finally Bruce walks in along with Damian to see Tim trying to stalk reader and her husband trying to find information on them (only to find barely anything they are very private), Dick crying in agony that he never got to bond with his younger sister to even know she got married, and of course Jason being all angst

Alfred: “they figured out reader got married 7 years ago”

(currently Robert is 32 and reader is 27 (also I’m really trying with the ages ok 😭 dick is 28-29 and reader is younger than him by 2 years or 3 max but Robert did meet reader after she graduated college, got employed, and comfortable where she was in her career))

Bruce is confused like what do you mean I have a kid who got married? Last time I check half of them are in the manor or out on a mission. Then it hit him HARD “wait, wait… do you mean reader?” You mean to tell me I missed my oldest daughter WEDDING? When was the last time I saw her? Her graduation? Wait no I was on a mission…what about her birthday? Nope I was out on a gala…

He then realized how much of a deadbeat of a father he was to reader. Damian being the menace he is does not give a fuck and goes into the batcave to do a thorough investigation on reader and how “worthy” she is to be a Wayne

Alfred is just old and tired questioning how they noticed now rather than before when he put the picture up 7 years ago

Thanks for reading and hearing out my idea! I hope you guys have a wonderful time scrolling! And I hope to see you again if I have another idea sooner or later lol. also also this is my first time posting an actual post rather than commenting so please be lenient with me and I’ll take any criticisms but in a respectful manner 😭

[seven-bats-in-a-bowler-hat]

Z-Team pre-polycule-but-totally-crushing-on-each-other phase where Robert, the oblivious bastard that he is, realizes that even those who are in the most difficult, uncooperative moods listen better when he complains at that like a child.

So, obviously. He just starts... Whining at them. And it's really not hard, considering all the whimpers and pained sighs he has saved up from all of his various injuries. Coupé suggests this would just be easier if Robert let her kill somebody? Bob Bob makes a sound you'd think to hear out of a depressed dog. Prism clogs up the comm line talking shit about some gangs outfit? Bobert whimpers a little a mumbles something about it being 'too loud.'

It's pathetic, but Robert lost his sense of shame a long while ago and he is not afraid to fight dirty, even in this respect. Though he doesn't understand how it works. It's because everyone on the team gets off on it and they're all also horrendously down bad. That's how he gets away with it.

[the-sugar-skull999]

Imagine You’re hanging out with team Z and you talk about how you’re toying with the idea of getting a tattoo but you don’t know what to get exactly, and everyone else is sharing their ideas of what they think would make a good tattoo, of course it’s all stuff they would want as a tattoo for themselves. and then there’s sonar, whos suggesting you get a bat tramp stamp tattoo like the FREAK he is

[s0ul4rsblog]

A Waterboy fic idea pls someone pick this up

Ik its a bug. But I want someone with writing skills to write a fic where this list is an IN-UNIVERSE thing. Because imagine the Z team snooping in the database and going through their respective files and being"Yeah, this tracks" and then they go to Waterboy's and theyre prob laughing abt it like "His worst crime is probably jaywalking or something" only to be met with

Aggravated Assault

Extortion

First Degree Murder-

Some of them are alr making conspiracy theories in their head abt his whole persona being a facade ("Such a good actor!") Some are trying to grapple with the fact that the guy they were bullying which they thought was a janitor was a FULL BLOWN CRIMINAL And then Waterboys confused/scared abt how everyone seems.... Off when he came that day