I cracked the code! Finally!
I just figured out how to save myself from writing a semi-lengthy article about the new iPhone every 2 years! I just re-use the article I wrote from two years before, in which I complain and whine about the lack of revolutionary changes as well as Apple not adding functions the competition has had for yonks! All I have to do is change the title and alter the name of the the old iPhone to reflect the new iPhone instead! It's brilliant and apparently how many professional opinion-machines who happen to be tech pundits do it, so that must be ok, right? Right?
Hey, I might be understanding this tech journalist stuff after all!









