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tech support help how do i hide a body

i’m the last person you should ask this to

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Ah yes tech support I’m still having a problem with my computer. I tried turning it on and off again and made sure it’s plugged into the squirrel machine but now whenever I watch Morty-kun and Ash-ly shows on my computer, it suddenly shuts off on its own. Is it that I should I be replacing my set of squirrels regularly?

ummm

yeah, i don’t know how squirrel-powered computers work, but i would imagine that just one set of squirrels couldn’t possibly power your computer for more than a few minutes, and even that’s kind of pushing it

so yeah, you should probably replace your squirrels quite frequently

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TECH SUPPORT H E LP  ME

holy shit what the hell is that

how did that even happen

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i turned it on. i turned it off. what am i doing wrong

ok you’re supposed to turn it off FIRST and THEN turn it on

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Hey Tech Support where should I hide a body

i’m afraid i can’t help with you that

unfortunately i only do tech support stuff and i’m pretty sure there’s no way to hide a body inside a computerwAIT WAIT A MINUTEI SHOULD MAKE A STORAGE SYSTEM FOR PEOPLEthat way you could hide a dead body in there

ok i’ll get to work right away sir

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Hello, uh, Bill. I was bored so I decided to put a candle in front of the computer and I. FARTED. On the candle. Which now made my computer burnt. Send help. SOS

wHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU PUT A CANDLE IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER IN THE FIRST PLACE

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I fucked my computer so hard that it exPLODED, PLEASE HELP

HOw—-??

WhA—???

ok ok lemme get this straight you fucked your computer and it just—? exploded???? like without warning ??? can that actually happen??

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Bill my computer is prego and you're the father.

coMPUTERS CANNOT BE “PREGO” AND I HAVE NOT FUCKED A COMPUTER BEFORE??? WHAT