Incomplete highlights from the Techno stream:
Squid Kid naming his bow “sweet revenge”
Ranboo and “stick lol”
Philza flying away and Techno calling him a coward for it
Squid Kid eating poisoned potatoes and Techno saying “oh he’s got the potatoes now”
And all the references to the potato war
The Real Tubbo_, definitely
Technoblade: I’m no match for the real Tubbo!
Ranboo, in Tubbo’s account: yeah! Me and my (totally not a reference to anything) crossbow with fireworks in it!
He did not, in fact, put gunpowder in the fireworks
Techno stopping his dogs from murdering Tommy because Tommy was lagging
“chat what is the command to kill” says the long term Minecraft player
Skeppy did not turn up. Rip
Wilbur “I’m about to become a problem now” Soot
Wilbur: can I swear for charity?
Technoblade: uh, we haven’t hit that milestone yet
Wilbur: oh fuck—- wait no!
Hypixel and SB showing up, donating $30k and $10k respectively and thus spanning withers making Techno’s life so much more difficult
Squid Kid, lava bucket in hand: that’s it, I’m boiling these dogs
Ranboo: what?
Squid Kid’s solution from then on being: set the wolves on fire
Philza burned down a forest and killed Ranboo’s computer in the process
“NOAH WITH THE CLUTCH— just kidding. He was never here.”
Squid Kid being the only hunter standing at the end ft his endless supply of back up armor
Technoblade killing Squid Kid after a grueling battle and him yelling “HE KILLED ME AGAIN”
Squid Kid: He can’t keep getting away with this!
Technoblade: But I Do
True rivals supremacy <3
