#technoblade quote

[suzyisgone]

A quote of Techno and Phil that I think gives off Kore and Andromeda vibes:

Techno making turtle farm: *Rambling to chat.*

Phil: *Rambling with him.*

Techno notices a zombie crushing some of the turtle eggs: No, wha- Heh, heh, heh??!!

Phil, 200 blocks in the sky at the moment: Wha-?

Techno: The zombie just crushed two eggs!!

Phil: Yeah, they do that.

Techno: For fun?!

Phil: Yup.

[matt-w-blogging]

The character arc contained between "when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate" and "I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God"... magnifique...

[null-saccharine]

I love Sand Undertale - Technoblade 2021

[mdzsincorrectquotes]

Nie Huaisang: *walks in on NMJ mid-murder*

Nie Huaisang: I'm not—I can't watch this.

Nie Huaisang: *spins around and leaves*

Nie Mingjue: Coward.

[dream-smp-top-quotes]

Technoblade: I’m so used to being a wanted criminal and then I just got rid of the country that had a bounty on me and all my problems were solved.

[thepeacock]

"I had to tell them I knew GeorgeNotFound and they're like "oh, one second" and they unplugged all my bags and replaced them with real chemotherapy"

Technoblade nO–

[mikiviki111]

[randompasserbyer]

“Not even close, Illumina! I am on full health right now!”

-Technoblade, on half a heart