what do you get when you press the “look” voice command right as Coach finishes healing you?
“now I’m COACH”
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what do you get when you press the “look” voice command right as Coach finishes healing you?
“now I’m COACH”
I feel like I should clarify that I was impressed by my Molotov’s cocktail because I’m still not quite used to the game running better on this computer 8D
like, playing l4d2 makes me much happier now because I’m discovering all the pretty things in the game that I haven’t had the chance to notice before
so long time no zombie-killin’
I was very impressed by the movement of the rag on my Molotov bottle
okay so I just played a tiny teeny bit of l4d2 with the bots and pissed off a witch on the bridge to Whitaker’s gun shop
only I did it from the street under the bridge and the witch got really confused and she just kept running around and screaming and the subs said [witch retreating]
like witch pls :’’’D
oh also I was playing l4d2 with the bots a couple of nights ago and I wanted to do the Parish finale ‘cause I wanted to see how it’d be with a working computer
and everything went perfectly until we got to the chopper and I got in with like one hp and thought it’d be fine as long as I didn’t let any of the zombies touch me and that worked fine until Coach shot me goDDAMMIT COACH
I thought we were bros
GUESS WHAT ERRYBODY
I’VE GOT A NEW COMPUTER
well, a friend’s old computer but still, it’s so much better than my ol’ not-so-trusty laptop and and it runs l4d2 so wELL
like I knew my old laptop was bad but shit, I never imagined the game would look that good 8D
I’m in heaven
ey lemme tell you about that one witch real quick before I go to sleep 8D
so I’m doing Hard Rain with the bots and riding the elevator down towards the sugarcane field and there’s a witch standing right down there in front of the elevator door and I’ve got like three seconds to decide what the fuck I’ll do (as if I have a lot of options in that situation)
and the elevator stops and the door opens and the witch is still standing there and I go “fuck it”, back into the farthest corner of the elevator and shoot the witch with a shotgun through both Coach and Ellis
and the witch actually dies without hitting any of us ‘cause I’m literally using the bots as a meatwall so it can’t get to me and the bots can’t scatter ‘cause we’re all in the elevator so they just complained about me shooting them
like guys, either I shoot through you or we all take a witch in the face
Nick is a kill-stealing little shit pass it on