Sketches & Sabres: The Art of Unexpected Rivalry
-By Jasmineose (Me!)
"You sketched me mid-duel. That’s psychological warfare.”
— Damian Wayne, 13, after losing a fencing match by one distracted heartbeat.
"It’s not my fault your face has dramatic lighting built in.”
— Marinette Dupain-Cheng, artist, trouble magnet, professional eyebrow appreciator.
“You made me look… like I was thinking. I don’t do that. I act.”
— Damian, deeply offended by looking introspective.
“To her, everyone has a good side—even the kid raised by assassins with a superiority complex.”
— Kagami, dryly, while watching Twitter explode.
"She hesitated before waving. He hesitated before falling apart.”
— Alya’s live-blog, sketchgate_thread_omg_FINALLY2.txt
"I didn’t know declaring someone your artistic nemesis was a thing, but I support it.”
— Jon Kent, peacemaker, fan of cookies and chaos.
“This is the Olympics, not an anime rivalry arc!”
— Marinette, yelling into the press chaos as Damian disappears into a dramatic exit.
(I think I got this idea from a tumblr post, I have no idea if maybe I'm remembering wrong or not, but if you find it, please let me know so I can credit them! Someone sent me it in a discord link and I can't seem to find it any more)













