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That one time Achilles and Tequila were stuck in a tree...
Achilles hit his head against the trunk of a tree as he looked down at the monster that paced back and forth below them. If this was Tequila’s way of trying to convince him he had changed ... he did a fucking horrible job. He had received the message from Tequila asking him to meet on floor 33.
He should have known right there, this would end badly.
When he arrived on the barren, cold landscape. He heard yelling. Only to stumble upon Tequila up in the tree and some clawed looking, bigfoot charging at him. Thankfully, Achilles had stunted the beast long enough to get his crystal... or at least he would have. He had lost the blasted thing in his scuffle so he too ended up climbing the tree. In which they now both sat waiting for Hades to come and help them out.
“How the fuck do you drop the damn crystal,” Tequila grunted out through a clenched jaw.
“Why the fuck don’t you have one then, dipshit.” Achilles spat back, he was fairing better against the elements then the dumbass in a winter vest. “If you wanted to kill me the least you could have done was do it someplace warm.”
“ The Behemoth was supposed to be a peace offering you dick.”
“ Fuck you and your peace offering. You know what I’m done, I’ll take my chances with the Behemoth.” Achilles spat starting to make his way down only to stop halfway as he and Tequila turned to see Hades arrive and with reinforcements. Achilles looked up at Tequila and smirked. “He looks pissed, have fun explaining yourself to him.”