#tetsupost

[ancillaryjustice-blog]

signs that you're a basic bitch

you neutralize an acid 

[genofmiracles]

it's mother's day guys, so forget expensive gifts and just remember how much sacrifice they make 

[ancillaryjustice-blog]

bloggin' at 6am in the morning like, what what what am i supposed to be alive yet

[genofmiracles]

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[genofmiracles]

*sign up to view more* no.

[genofmiracles]

friend: come with me to *insert boring function*

me: no

friend: it'll be fun i swear!

me: no

friend: there'll be free food!

me: YES, i mean, i'll come if you want

[ancillaryjustice-blog]

on a scale of packet of gum to calculator how big is your pocket

[genofmiracles]

fun fact : if you eat FIVE pineapples in a ROW you WILL grow one INSIDE you