Texan Ring
The fallen leaves tell a story.
The great Texan Ring was shattered.
In our home, across the River, the Lands Between.
Now, Queen Ahmarika the Eternal is nowhere to be found,
and in the Night of the Black Beans, Gonzalez the Golden was the first to perish.
Soon, Ahmarika's offspring, demi-texans all, claimed the shards of the Texan Ring.
The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering.
A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.
Arise now, ye Texmex. Ye tired, who yet sleep.
The call of long-lost grease speaks to us all.
Abbot, Crippled of the badlands.
The ever-insane Alex Jones.
Delia, the tamales Vendor.
The loathsome Whataburger Eater.
And Sir Guillermo Del Toro, the All-Spooky.
And one other. Whom grease would again bless.
A Mexican of no renown. Cross the River, to the Lands Between.
To stand before the Texan Ring. And become the Texan Lord.