#texas problems

[music-for-them-asses]

The tornado sirens are going off, but I can't find any active tornado warnings for my area...I mean better safe than sorry, but does this mean I should or shouldn't take a shower??

[mannyblacque]

Don't go outside! It's too hot!

I warned you.

[athena-lilly]

When your dad doesn't shoot the TV because the Astros lost to the Rangers (again) to get to the World Series 😅

[s-leary]

Someone recommended Hinge, and I was like, sure, I’ve been divorced for several years, maybe it’s time to try one of these apps.

It doesn’t let you filter out political affiliation without paying $35/month. I live in a conservative area.

I have just hit the big “X” button on so many shirtless fishermen, dead deer, cigars and beer, “spiritual” entrepreneurs, guns-out gym selfies looking for “none of the bullshit,” and missionaries that the app ran out of dudes in my area.

I think I’m good, thanks.

[stormwaterwitch]

Me when it’s summertime in Texas:

Snow and cold are the only things I long for in this eternally burning landscape around me. Sweet gentle flakes where are you? Why must our region be cursed to have no relief from this ever present stifling humidity and heat???

Me when it’s finally under 70 degrees F in Texas:

I will not survive this harsh winter landscape.

[cupidjoy]

can we make it cool to walk around with umbrellas during sunny days bc it’s already so hot here i can’t handle the direct sun beating down on my poor overheated little body

[artpepkin]

Some Mikey doodles while our power is out from the cold

[needlepointcursewords]

Fuck Ercot