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text message ➼ dexter 📬
Noah: Did something happen in the universe that I am unaware of?
Noah: My ex opened up a vegan cafe in town.
Noah: I thought everything ended okay, but I guess I was wrong Dex.
Noah: Why do I feel like everything that happened will always be my fault?
text | brother 🦋
catie: preston is trying to kill me by bringing avocados to the party
catie: 👀 👀 👀 👀
text | brother 🦋
catie: where in the fcuK IS OSWALD
catie: DEX
catie: DEX
catie: wherE IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEE
catie: i'm having a panic attack oh my god where is my BABY
catie: THIS IS IT
catie: i am DYING
catie: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUUUU
catie: I NEED HELP FINDING MY BABY
catie: oh wait
catie: he's under my pillow
catie: he's so cute
catie: so like can you bring home froyo?
catie: love you xoxo
Dex: surprise.
Bex: I know you’re busy and all but... Bex:
Bex: That’s only a tease. Bex: Come home and I’ll show you the rest of it ;)
@bedevilled-sinner
Text → Dex
Charlie: Hey, Poindexter.
Charlie: See what I did there?
Charlie: Poin - Dexter.
Charlie: :)
[text] I was looking up the solar activity on NASA and may have accidentally hacked NASA. This is the third time its happened this week. But I've yet to be detected so maybe this is a good thing. Eh, while I'm here, I might as well recode that one outdated site on the frequency of meteorites passing through our atmosphere. I should be getting paid for this.
[Text] How do you accidentally hack NASA? You don't just trip and fall into their main frame, Dexter. [Text] I can't believe you hacked NASA without me.
[text] Hahahaha this level 16 blood elf just asked why she can't wield polearms. She was a warlock. Of course.
[Text] What a noob.
[text] You online? I brought out my mage tonight and just wiped out some alliance druids with blizzards. The challenge is heavily lacking.
[Text] When aren't I online? [Text] Except for when you sent me this message because Josh was being a scheming schemer. [Text] His schemes are starting to cut into time with my Guild. It's a serious problem.
